joy and shadows

I have two memos and a presentation to put together and I don't want to do any of 'em.

Being a grownup sucks.

I created a Dreamwidth journal primarily as a fic journal, though who knows whether it'll expand from there. DW users can add me at moonwise.dreamwidth.org.

If I've told my husband once, I've told him a hundred times: stop feeding Biscuit crystal meth. There's no other explanation for her behavior. She's been tear-assing around the house like she has a rocket tied to her tail for at least an hour now.

I don't watch Friendship is Magic, but a lot of you do, so here's a fanart to brighten your morning.

The Dissidia cast in Equestria

Going to Florida with the pooper tomorrow.

Wish us luck. We'll need it.

Today we all had a good laugh at work when a story was related wherein one of the analysts thought that one of the batch records he was reading said that something should be "scrumptiously clean," when in fact it read "scrupulously clean." After a great deal of fun was had at his expense, we discussed whether there should be a "scrump" scale to rate the scrumptiousness of foods. The base unit of 1 scrump = a baby carrot was posited (I think because I had them in my lunch) and then it was generally agreed on that Kraft Macaroni & Cheese made the original way with half a stick of butter would be 100 scrumps.

I think we need more points on the scale, though. Scrumps are kind of like Scoville units for the hotness of peppers. What's your scrump value for your favorite scrumptious foods? I'm thinking that cooked spinach is about -50, at least for me.