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If I've told my husband once, I've told him a hundred times: stop feeding Biscuit crystal meth. There's no other explanation for her behavior. She's been tear-assing around the house like she has a rocket tied to her tail for at least an hour now.

Date: 2011-04-18 03:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mebil.livejournal.com
Rocketbutt - Hey, that is our cat. You are close to the rocket explanation. (Never really thought about a cat on meth--very interesting.)

Q*Bert has the latest and most innovative propulsion system every devised. She has the SHD2006 Galaxy Class static charged/fueled, static-ignition hyper-drive core complete with two advanced feline hyper-warp twerp nacelles. She has greater maneuverability and unprecedented acceleration rates. With this advanced design, she is capable of speeds greater than what was normally considered the threshold of feline terminal velocity. The most impressive part of this system is the operating core processor. It is extremely primitive and simplistic in nature compared with the highly advanced supercomputers in other wessels.

For more info, contact the Advanced Feline Technology Experimental Research's PR company Pudgy Kitten Productions.

Date: 2011-04-18 02:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arafel.livejournal.com
Ha ha, twerp nacelles. Biscuit has those too.

Gizmo must be getting into Biscuit's stash

Date: 2011-04-18 04:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladyofthesea.livejournal.com
Gizmo likes to tear around the apartment at 5 AM. She's not a very big cat, but when she runs you'd think a stampede of elephants suddenly got in. It's uncanny.

Re: Gizmo must be getting into Biscuit's stash

Date: 2011-04-18 02:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arafel.livejournal.com
I don't know what it is about the wee morning hours and Playtime.

Biscuit follows me around at top speed, and then she tries to ambush me at every opportunity, using her Flat Cat pose.

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