Things Biscuit has eaten so far that are not kitty foods:
Pretzel
Pasta (cooked)
Soppresata rind
I am making dinner, slicing up some fruit for a salad.
Biscuit: PAPAYA
Me: Kitty, you really don't want any.
Biscuit: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG PAPAYA
Me: We must not feed you.
Biscuit: WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT
Me: If I give you this, you'll probably barf.
Biscuit: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GIVE ME SOME PAPAYA BECAUSE ALL HUMAN FOOD IS VERY DELICIOUS
Me: *puts small piece on the floor*
Biscuit: NOM NOM NOM
Me: ...She ate the goddamned thing.
Pretzel
Pasta (cooked)
Soppresata rind
I am making dinner, slicing up some fruit for a salad.
Biscuit: PAPAYA
Me: Kitty, you really don't want any.
Biscuit: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG PAPAYA
Me: We must not feed you.
Biscuit: WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT
Me: If I give you this, you'll probably barf.
Biscuit: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GIVE ME SOME PAPAYA BECAUSE ALL HUMAN FOOD IS VERY DELICIOUS
Me: *puts small piece on the floor*
Biscuit: NOM NOM NOM
Me: ...She ate the goddamned thing.