what next

Jan. 7th, 2009 09:19 pm
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Things Biscuit has eaten so far that are not kitty foods:

Pretzel
Pasta (cooked)
Soppresata rind

I am making dinner, slicing up some fruit for a salad.

Biscuit: PAPAYA

Me: Kitty, you really don't want any.

Biscuit: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG PAPAYA

Me: We must not feed you.

Biscuit: WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT

Me: If I give you this, you'll probably barf.

Biscuit: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GIVE ME SOME PAPAYA BECAUSE ALL HUMAN FOOD IS VERY DELICIOUS

Me: *puts small piece on the floor*

Biscuit: NOM NOM NOM

Me: ...She ate the goddamned thing.
moonwise: (boggled)
To whoever changes the channel to Food Network at the company gym:

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

I was there today, toddling away on the stationary bike with about six other employees, and everyone's mouth was watering (except when Paula Deen came on. fried butter balls? come on now) and isn't that NOT THE POINT OF GOING TO THE GYM?

Am I wrong here?
moonwise: (Default)
Happy 2009, everyone!

We had a quiet New Year's with an unexpected surprise at the end. We thought we'd be spending it on our own, but our neighbors came over at the last minute to have a toast with us. Very nice.

So far, 2009 has been a paean to consumerism, because all we did today was spend money: his n'hers black shoes, new litter box and toys for Biscuit, some really cool kites from Costco, LittleBigPlanet as a treat, and other assorted stuff we needed like toilet paper. (One of the great things about belonging to Costco is that we have not bought TP and paper towels in over a year.) Tomorrow I'm going out to the outlets in Flemington, and then we're having dinner with friends. Sunday we'll watch the Dolphins game at my inlaws', since Mom Q is a big fan. I wonder if she'll be half as intense as my mother.

And, as a follow-up to Kitties Don't Eat Carrots:

Biscuit: Want some asparagus!

Me: Okay.

Biscuit: *chomp* *crunch*

Husband: ...Don't feed the cat asparagus!
moonwise: (kittyluv)
Biscuit: Want a carrot.

Me: Kitties don't eat carrots.

Biscuit: Want a carrot!

Me: No.

Biscuit: OH PLEASE want a carrot!

Me: Kitties don't eat carrots!

Biscuit: CARROT CARROT CARROT! *tries to get into the carrot bag*

Me: Okay, here's one.

Biscuit: ...

...

...Yuck.

Me: *goes back to typing*

Biscuit: Want a carrot.
moonwise: (boggled)
Woman accused of trying to sell "gothic kittens": Pet groomer marketed felines with ear, neck and tail piercings on eBay

I once thought that nutters who try to make their pets "vegan" were the worst (HELLO PEOPLE, DOGS AND CATS ARE CARNIVORES, GET OVER IT) but this leaves me speechless. Why would you ever do that to a cat? What is WRONG with you?

The worst part is that I'm sure she had eager buyers. Fuck all of you.
moonwise: (kittyluv)
For the last eight years, as long as I've been married, I've wanted a cat. My own kitty, to purr and sit on my lap. But, husband was allergic, and we lived in an apartment that didn't allow pets, and I thought I'd never have one.

About three weeks ago, husband decided that we'd take the plunge.

Click for story! )
moonwise: (rutgers)
We went to the Rutgers vs. Louisville game last night, and it was garbage time by the end of the half. In the third quarter, this kid got up and started dancing to "You Give Love A Bad Name."

The entire stadium went crazy. Watch this and find out why.

moonwise: (Default)
Located a Wii for my dad for Xmas (mom wants to get it for him.) So, Wii-enthusiasts, I'm looking for some Wii game recommendations. Preferably, easy-to-understand party games. Some caveats:

My dad is 64 years old and does not know Mario from Mega Man. So, something like Super Smash Bros. is probably not his deal.

Same goes for anything that requires you to make a Mii, or whose primary attraction is friend codes and online play.

I'm thinking Boom Blox might be a good candidate, as an example. Any other suggestions?

Xmas wishes

Dec. 1st, 2008 03:25 pm
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My 64-year-old dad wants a Wii for Christmas.

LOL.

RICKROLLED

Nov. 27th, 2008 11:00 am
moonwise: (hooray!)
Okay, who else just saw the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade get rickrolled by none other than RICK ASTLEY HIMSELF?
moonwise: (boggled)
On Saturday, [livejournal.com profile] jaina, [livejournal.com profile] fadingembers, [livejournal.com profile] irenak, and I went to see Sparkle Motion! aka Twilight, for the lulz. We brought in our own beverages, liberally spiked with rum, and joined the hordes of tweenies and TwiMoms who had come to see Edward's effulgent emo-tasticness. Drinks in hand, we decided to take a shot every time someone sparkled, and we sat through about 1,000 previews before the main event.

The Trigun Bitches Do Twilight! )
moonwise: (w00t)
This sets a new standard for video game-oriented skits.

moonwise: (boggled)
Second Life affair ends in divorce

This is exactly why I don't participate in these kinds of sims/MMPORGS.
moonwise: (beer)
Going home soon to hand out candy to the kiddies. Yay!

I have been watching some of my unfinished anime while working out in the basement. Just got done with FLCL. What the fuck was that all about? I probably ought to watch Outlaw Star now, considering that my BIL only gave it to me three years ago.

Husband and I have been filling in the gaps in Avatar. Something tells me it would take only a small push to get him to agree to dress up as Sokka and Suki for next Halloween or something. He's so cute.

End of an era: when going through the cosplay box in the basement to determine what (if anything) I could wear for our company party, I determined that my shinigami outfit is beyond repair. *cries*

After watching an animated fable for training about how the giraffe and the elephant have trouble working together, and discovering that many companies purchase this fable to illustrate diversity issues, I have come to the conclusion that I am definitely in the wrong business.

It needs to be not-DST any more. Like, three weeks ago.

Sunday will be the first football game I've gone to in a month.

I must be getting old, because I want to get a bird book to see who's been visiting our backyard feeder.

The American version of Life on Mars is entertaining so far.

The writers of House, MD must have gotten together before this season and said, "Let's spend this season poking the shippers, for the lulz." Next up: threesomes?

So what's up with you?

WHAT

Oct. 28th, 2008 11:50 am
moonwise: (snowflake)
YOU GUYS.

SNOW.

OUTSIDE.

ON MY CAR.

IT'S NOT EVEN HALLOWEEN, YO.

Bleh

Oct. 13th, 2008 08:58 am
moonwise: (cancermobile away!)
This Earl Grey tea from Rishi that I picked up yesterday from the Harry and David's is inferior in every way to the Earl Grey Creme from Teavana. Strike two for Rishi teas. The yerba mate was almost undrinkable, and yet Mate Vana is crack in a tin.
moonwise: (teh stupid)
I am going to try to watch the VP debate tonight, if for no other reason for the sheer entertainment value. The risk here is that the dumb will be so overwhelming that I will die of sheer despair. So if you don't hear from me for a few days, I am dead from stupid, except maybe I went to Florida, which might be the same thing.

ROFL

Sep. 3rd, 2008 09:27 pm
moonwise: (lab rat)
[livejournal.com profile] angstymcgoth, you have got to see this.

Eppendorf ad

EXACTLY WHAT ARE WE AUTOMATING HERE, GUYS? HM? HMMMMM?

Maybe I should do more pipetting!

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