moonwise: (life with biscuit)
Over the weekend, I made two loaves of banana bread to bring to the office this week. I put them on top of the refrigerator and wrapped them in a towel to ward off Biscuit Attacks.

Tonight, my husband calls me down to inform me that my efforts were in vain.

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moonwise: (:<)
Oh, Biscuit. I don't know what you ate, but dayum.
moonwise: (life with biscuit)
This weekend, Biscuit discovered flies.

It was unseasonably warm on Sunday, and somehow a big fat black fly found its way into the kitchen. It was sluggishly buzzing against the sliding glass door, and I saw an opportunity for Biscuit to learn how to earn her keep. So, I caught the fly and brought it down to her level.

Me: Look Biscuit, a fly!

Biscuit: ...wha?

...it's moving!

...all by ITSELF!!

:D :D :D

BEST TOY EVER!!!!!

*a little later, Biscuit is licking her chops*

Me: Did you eat the fly?

Biscuit: *starts crying, loudly, and putting her paws up on the door*

ANOTHER FLY

WANT ANOTHER FLY

PLEASE PLEASE GET ANOTHER FOR MEEEEEEEEEEE

Me: Biscuit, what's the matter? There isn't another fly for you!

Biscuit: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT

She continued to look around for more prey for a while, whining about it the entire time. She's going to have a field day in the summer.

In other news, Biscuit gave my husband and me some peace last night. She usually sleeps with us, but then we get a 4 AM wake-up call because everyone knows that 4 AM is PLAYTIME. She used to wake us up by stepping on our faces and/or batting our noses with her paw, but now she sits right next to our ears and purrs. Sometimes we manage to hit the snooze bar, and Biscuit will settle down for half an hour before trying to wake us up again. At that point, she gets the BUM'S RUSH and I shut her in the basement until the alarm goes off. I'd settle for just shutting her out of the bedroom, but that only works for about 10 minutes before she starts crying to be let back in.

But! Last night she stayed settled down throughout the night and didn't pester us until about 5:30. After that, it was Garbage Can Raid Time, and she played Candy Wrapper Hockey after the alarm went off. If only we knew how to encourage that behavior, we'd be all set.
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For a while now, I had been going on about wanting to go into the city to Via Emilia for some authentic Emilia-Romagnan Italian cuisine and to Vino for some Lambrusco. My husband's family is from Emiliga-Romagna, and the style of cooking there is quite different from the Siciliano and Calabrese style you tend to get in the US (lots of red sauce, cheese, and fried things.) Lambrusco is a fizzy dark red wine that has a bad rep in the US because apparently it was popular in the '70s, and it evokes a lot of disdain now. We drank a lot of it in Italy, and it's great stuff on a hot summer's day. Unfortunately, because Lambrusco is so unpopular, we had to go to a special store to get it here in the States.

On the spur of the moment, my husband looked up some room rates in midtown Manhattan, and they must be hurting bad for customers because we found four-star hotels for $200 and lower. He booked us a room in the Hyatt on 42nd and Park, and off we went. It was a lovely weekend to be in the city, because the weather took a turn for the warmer, and you could walk around outside without wanting to dive into the nearest coffeeshop.

We went to Grand Central Station because I'd never been there before, and then we thought it would be interesting to go to the UN. Unfortunately, there wasn't anything to see, because it was all closed. Then we went to the central branch of the New York Public Library, and Patience and Fortitude seemed to have gotten a cleaning since I was there last. ([livejournal.com profile] morgi, I wanted to take a photo of the reading room for you, but no photos were allowed.) Afterwards, we went to Teddy Roosevelt's birthplace because husband is a big fan of TR, and it was a worthwhile way to spend an hour or so. Afterwards, we got our Lambrusco at the wine shop, which was in the same neighborhood, and then husband took me to Tiffany's so I could look at all the sparklies.

Around 6 PM, we went to dinner, and we were both very pleased to get some torta fritta and some Lambrusco to drink with it. The flavors were authentic, and my husband enjoyed his wild boar entree while I had the lamb shank. By the end of it, we were so stuffed that all we could do was totter back to the hotel, though we tried to go to a Barnes and Noble for something to read and found it had closed at 8 PM (much to my surprise.)

Although we wanted to spend Sunday doing something interesting in the city, it was too nice a day to spend indoors, and I missed Biscuit. I always feel guilty about leaving her alone all weekend. We had a ridiculously expensive breakfast at the hotel ($30 each for a crappy buffet? next time, husband will be more open to the idea of grabbing a bagel) and headed home. It was so nice out that we washed the cars, and husband went for a ride on his new bike, and I made tomato cream soup with orzo for dinner. And I'm ashamed to say that I watched the Pro Bowl. All in all, a very nice time out.
moonwise: (life with biscuit)
HEY GUYS

I JSUT WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT ALTHOUGH I HAVE HAD TWO MARTITIS ON AN EMPTY STOMACH i CAN STILL

1. CORRECT SPELLING ERRORS

2. LAUGH AT BISCUIT GOING DUMPSTER DIVING

3. SING TOM LEHRER'S "THE ELEMENTS" FROM BEGINNING TO END
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I'm vastly amused about the media attention given to the "25 Random Things About Me" meme on Facebook. (There's also been an article in the New York Times.) It's like these people have never seen an Internet meme before. HELLO PPL WELCOME TO INTERWEBS.
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From [livejournal.com profile] lady_ganesh:

When you see this, post your favorite poem in your journal.

anyone lived in an any how town )
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[livejournal.com profile] tiggymalvern, you and I talked about this kind of thing a long time ago, and now there's a study out that suggests that people need parasites for a healthy immune system. Isn't IgE the anti-parasitic immunoglobulin that's implicated in allergies and asthma?

Babies Know: A Little Dirt Is Good for You
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I just love the Grumpy Old Presidents. Bush 41 and Clinton, BFF.
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Husband: How did this get up here in our bedroom? *holds up a cat toy*

Me: Biscuit carries things around the house. She's like the bat from Adventure.
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Two Biscuit stories today.

Story The First:

Husband: ...Did you bring home some pumpkin bread?

Me: Yes, why?

Husband: SOMEBODY has learned to jump on the counter, and there's a big chunk taken out of it.

Biscuit: OM NOM NOM NOM PUMKIN BREAD

Me: *gets out the spritz bottle and lets Biscuit have it*

Biscuit: WHY WHY WHY YOU DO THIS D: *relocates to Mars*

Story The Second:

We have two bags of kitty treats that my MIL gave Biscuit for Christmas. They are little ziptop bags, and we keep them in the pantry. Today, my husband went to the pantry for some candied walnuts that happen to be in a very similar bag. he poured out some nuts and munched them right in front of her while she was watching, and apparently she went nuts.

Biscuit: WHY YOU EAT MY TREATS OMG OMG OMG

(epilogue: when he got done laughing, husband gave her a treat.)

Today I met [livejournal.com profile] jaina and [livejournal.com profile] fadingembers at Mitsuwa for udon noodles, taiyaki, and other yummilicious treats. I spent way too much money on candy, tea, and booze, so it goes down as a fantastic day. Also we exchanged Christmas gifts (before July! Who could imagine?) and [livejournal.com profile] fadingembers is an amazing knitter and made me some really sweet arm warmers. [livejournal.com profile] jaina got me a super interesting book of the best science writing in 2008, and I'm working through it already.

Afterwards, I stopped at an Asian food market in Watchung for some lychee juice, because I miss having lychee martinis. Having the GPS is just fantastic for these kinds of things, because I just ask Sam (my GPS) where to go, and Sam tells me. Though I think she secretly gets pissed off when I don't follow her orders. I imagine her stewing in her microchips, thinking, "If you already knew which way to go, WHY DID YOU ASK ME?" I also went to Borders, intending only to get a blank journal, but I walked out with three cookbooks.

Dinner: Chicken with goat cheese, sundried tomato, and balsamic vinegar stuffing. Mm mm good. Now I have to call my cousin's fiancee about bridesmaid's dresses, whee.
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Reposted from [livejournal.com profile] sff_corgi.

Mow-Bama and the Lawn Rangers

Dave Barry wrote about the Lawn Rangers in his column, and I heard that they marched in the Inaugural Parade. Will definitely have to watch this.
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Poor guy flubbed his lines, he was so anxious. :)

ETA: Chief Justice Roberts messed up, not Pres. Obama

O HAY PREZ OBAMA, thanks for the part about restoring science to its rightful place (THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU for that sentiment) and also for the shout-out to nonbelievers.

Was I the only one who thought that poem was terrible?

My husband is down there on the Mall. Hope he gets out OK.

Winter PSA

Jan. 19th, 2009 10:11 am
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I don't know whether any of you on the flist have the same problems with dry, cracked skin that I do in the winter, but last night I gave Bag Balm a try under cotton gloves. It was fantastic, and the rough skin on the backs of my hands is feeling better today.

Just so's you all know.

Withdrawal

Jan. 13th, 2009 04:47 pm
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Now that the Giants are out of the playoffs, I need something to be fannish about. Sadly, my bonus does not come through until March, and I will need to wait until then to get my Ghostbusters DVD set.

Also I need to go to Mitsuwa for some decent udon noodles and some jasmine pearl tea.
moonwise: (kittyluv)
Today I made an appointment with the vet to address Biscuit's fart problem. The receptionist was trying desperately to maintain a professional demeanor, but she was laughing when she said she'd put down that Miss Biscuit was "gassy." It really has gotten to be too much - she sits with us in the evening, and when we run away and fan the air, she gives us a look like, "What? What did I do?"

Useless cat

Jan. 8th, 2009 07:45 pm
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My husband cleaned the kitchen floor today, and when he moved one of the plants, he found a truly revolting insect (looked like a stink bug or sommat.)

Husband: Biscuit, look! *brings cat over* A bug!

Me: Biscuit, go get it!

Biscuit: *sniff sniff sniff*

Husband: Go on! *pushes bug towards Biscuit with a butter knife*

*Bug crawls slowly across the floor*

Biscuit: *sniff sniff sniff* Is there ham on the knife?

Husband: Not the knife, you silly kitten, the bug!

Biscuit: Bored now. Can I go in the oven, OH PLEASE?

Me: We have a useless cat.

Bug: w00t

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