The Random Thought Files, FFX edition
Jan. 10th, 2002 09:52 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
moonwiseBlitzball sucks. No, it blows. No, it both sucks and blows. Can't I just fight monsters and watch the game?
If Tidus does not keep his yappy mouth quiet during battles, I am going to sit on him and tape his mouth shut with duct tape.
Auron is just so damn cool. If Sephy and Squall magically had a baby, it would be him... from Masamune redux to the scar across one eye. But those sunglasses and the rumbly voice are all his own.
My muse is off sulking in the corner because last night while I was playing FFX, Auron slipped half his robe off his shoulder... YOW! Do that again, babe!
There's definitely something going on between Wakka and Lulu. There was some non-televised locker room comfort that was most suggestive.
I predict that shortly there will be a bitch fight between Tifa and Lulu for who has the bigger hooters and who has the more provocative dress. Cloud is selling tickets, 100 gil a seat.
There will also be a fight between Yuna and Aeris, the two staff-wielding sorceresses. Loser has to suck on limes until some of the sugar in her personality is diluted. One can't count Rinoa out of this, but she's been in the middle of an extended whine for a month, and besides, she isn't useless in a fight.
Sephiroth is very cheesed off that someone else would dare lay claim to the name of his sword, so if I were Auron, I'd watch my ass. Literally and figuratively; you just never know about these insane SOLDIERs with dominance issues and a penchant for playing mind games.
That's about all for now.
If Tidus does not keep his yappy mouth quiet during battles, I am going to sit on him and tape his mouth shut with duct tape.
Auron is just so damn cool. If Sephy and Squall magically had a baby, it would be him... from Masamune redux to the scar across one eye. But those sunglasses and the rumbly voice are all his own.
My muse is off sulking in the corner because last night while I was playing FFX, Auron slipped half his robe off his shoulder... YOW! Do that again, babe!
There's definitely something going on between Wakka and Lulu. There was some non-televised locker room comfort that was most suggestive.
I predict that shortly there will be a bitch fight between Tifa and Lulu for who has the bigger hooters and who has the more provocative dress. Cloud is selling tickets, 100 gil a seat.
There will also be a fight between Yuna and Aeris, the two staff-wielding sorceresses. Loser has to suck on limes until some of the sugar in her personality is diluted. One can't count Rinoa out of this, but she's been in the middle of an extended whine for a month, and besides, she isn't useless in a fight.
Sephiroth is very cheesed off that someone else would dare lay claim to the name of his sword, so if I were Auron, I'd watch my ass. Literally and figuratively; you just never know about these insane SOLDIERs with dominance issues and a penchant for playing mind games.
That's about all for now.
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Date: 2002-01-10 07:55 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2002-01-10 08:03 am (UTC)As for Auron... well, he's got the jug. Whenever I see Auron and the jug, I instantly think of 'The Brak Show' episode 'Expiration Day'. I don't know why, but I just do. It's rather funny. ^_^ (Oh! He finally showed his arm? Kewl)
Lulu and Wakka... yeah, that's a potential couple. But I predict Rikku/Wakka fics will be the norm. Errr, I haven't checked the FFX fic section at FF.Net lately sooo.... but I wonder when the doujinshis (sic) with her and x2 size 'jugs' on the cover will appear on eBay. *shudder*
One last note- I agree, Why is it all the main FF heroines (except Dagger from FF9) are so sugary sweet that it kills you? I like Aeris and all, but I've realized she's too goody-goody for my tastes. (Hey, a lime. There ya go! X)
Okay.... now I really gotta get FFX. *lol*
*Pssssst- Now I have this idea of a SephyxAuron fic. AAAAAAAAACK! That would be more bizzare than...*
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Date: 2002-01-10 09:24 am (UTC)>Blitzball sucks. No, it blows. No, it both sucks and blows. Can't >I just fight monsters and watch the game?
Juuust the element I had been looking forward to (NOT) in the game. So... it sucks and is majorly "fun" hm ? Why does that not surprise me ? At least with the card game you had a chance of winning by pure luck. Racing Chocobos on a virtual track was so much more fun.
>My muse is off sulking in the corner because last night while I >was playing FFX, Auron slipped half his robe off his shoulder... >YOW! Do that again, babe!
LOLOL ! Poor L.... is he getting tad bit jealous he hasn't as much mysterious aura and cool to offer as Auron ? :) Awww....
>I predict that shortly there will be a bitch fight between Tifa
>and Lulu for who has the bigger hooters and who has the more
>provocative dress. Cloud is selling tickets, 100 gil a seat.
I think that could be a mean bitchfight, Tifa's fists are famous... she doesn't just stick to using her nails.
Cloud boy is quite the entrepreneur isn't he ? As soon as he saw my CD burner he started offering unofficial CD copies on internet... I think the burner will be going day and night.
>There will also be a fight between Yuna and Aeris, the two staff-
>wielding sorceresses. Loser has to suck on limes until some of the
>sugar in her personality is diluted. One can't count Rinoa out of
>this, but she's been in the middle of an extended whine for a
>month, and besides, she isn't useless in a fight.
LOLOL ! Extended whine ? LOLOL ! I can imagine that. So Yuna is as useless as Aeris was in a bad situation ? Hmmm.... Fun... no...
Lime sucking ? Heh heh heh.. has anyone told you have a razor sharp wit ?
>Sephiroth is very cheesed off that someone else would dare lay
>claim to the name of his sword, so if I were Auron, I'd watch my
>ass. Literally and figuratively; you just never know about these
>insane SOLDIERs with dominance issues and a penchant for playing
>mind games.
Heh heh, I'd watch my ass if I were Auron-san too, stealing the sword's name is close to a challenge... for something... but maybe that's what Auron wants...?
But that explains why my dear muse has been sitting down on the quay for 2 days now sulking and ocasionally muttering something about "where did I go wrong to have them copy my sword's name ?" and "this horrible place with too low voltage to dry hair properly"... not even milk and cookies could cheer him up. I'm calling Zack right after this so he can come over and offer some cheering up. Vincent isn't the best cheerer up.
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Date: 2002-01-10 09:35 am (UTC)blitzball. What a waste of time,when i could be out killing
things.Auron is definitely the coolest player in the whole
group.Every time i see Auron up close with the glasses,
i think..Hey those are Elvis shades! And the hair too,
wonder if he's doing shows in vegas. O_o
Not sure how far anyone is in the game,so i won't ruin it,
but it's very easy to see that Auron isn't exactly telling
the most important aspect of himself. If you've been to the
Farplane,you know what i mean.
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Date: 2002-01-11 10:44 am (UTC)*Sephiroth and Squall look at one another and swallow loudly*
*Seifer starts laughing*
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Date: 2002-01-11 07:15 pm (UTC)You know, if you think about Lulu's dress, how the hell does she even MOVE in that thing without it falling down? :D Also, i'd go with her for biggest hooters and most provocative dress. At least Tifa wasn't ready to "flop out" of her dress.
Now that I've made myself out to be a complete and total perverted idiot, I'll be quiet. ^_^;