The Random Thought Files, FFX edition

[moonwise]

Blitzball sucks. No, it blows. No, it both sucks and blows. Can't I just fight monsters and watch the game?

If Tidus does not keep his yappy mouth quiet during battles, I am going to sit on him and tape his mouth shut with duct tape.

Auron is just so damn cool. If Sephy and Squall magically had a baby, it would be him... from Masamune redux to the scar across one eye. But those sunglasses and the rumbly voice are all his own.

My muse is off sulking in the corner because last night while I was playing FFX, Auron slipped half his robe off his shoulder... YOW! Do that again, babe!

There's definitely something going on between Wakka and Lulu. There was some non-televised locker room comfort that was most suggestive.

I predict that shortly there will be a bitch fight between Tifa and Lulu for who has the bigger hooters and who has the more provocative dress. Cloud is selling tickets, 100 gil a seat.

There will also be a fight between Yuna and Aeris, the two staff-wielding sorceresses. Loser has to suck on limes until some of the sugar in her personality is diluted. One can't count Rinoa out of this, but she's been in the middle of an extended whine for a month, and besides, she isn't useless in a fight.

Sephiroth is very cheesed off that someone else would dare lay claim to the name of his sword, so if I were Auron, I'd watch my ass. Literally and figuratively; you just never know about these insane SOLDIERs with dominance issues and a penchant for playing mind games.

That's about all for now.

Comments

[alphadaremo.livejournal.com]

You've pretty much pegged my feelings about
blitzball. What a waste of time,when i could be out killing
things.Auron is definitely the coolest player in the whole
group.Every time i see Auron up close with the glasses,
i think..Hey those are Elvis shades! And the hair too,
wonder if he's doing shows in vegas. O_o

Not sure how far anyone is in the game,so i won't ruin it,
but it's very easy to see that Auron isn't exactly telling
the most important aspect of himself. If you've been to the
Farplane,you know what i mean.

[arafel.livejournal.com]

Yeah, right! Every other FF game has some side-sport you can play, whether it's chocobo racing or cards, but they're optional. Sure you can get some items, but you aren't necessarily going to need them to beat the game. In the case of blitzball, you can't level Wakka's LB's up unless you play. Screw that.

Hmmm... looking forward to Auron's secret... heh heh. I just made it up the Highroad to Djose. That was a tough trip. Lost to the summoner chick, gonna have to try that one again. :P

[hidetomatsumoto.livejournal.com]

Summoner Chick? Dona? I'd looking forward to kicking her butt (and thanks to her outfit, you get to see quite a bit of it, =P).

Yeah, I've pretty much decided that Wakka will just have to do without some things. No it has nothing to do with my jealousy toward him and Lulu. Honest! *drops kicks Wakka into the river*

Errr...

[arafel.livejournal.com]

Nah, this is a different summoner.. though I'd like to kick Dona in the thong as well. Hope you get a chance to do that.

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[hidetomatsumoto.livejournal.com]

Yeah, me too...

BTW, I redid that one battle with the poison plant boss, and won the MP sphere again. This time I'm just going to save it until I can find a better spot to use it--and use it on ther right person. I'm tempted to use it with Tidus, since he's learned haste, and he has virtually not MP to go with it. =_=, but I think Lulu will end up getting it, especially when she gets her bigger spells--for now I don't have a problem running out of MP with her.

I also got a Luck sphere too, but I'm definitely going to save that for Rikku--anything to boost stealing proficency. ;)

[arafel.livejournal.com]

*grins* I haven't used any of my bonus items in any of the games -things like Luck Source and Mind Source (FF7) and Mag Up and Str Up go untouched until they are really really needed, like before boss fights. As you've found out, it seems to be very critical that you place your spheres where other people can use them too, which makes non-risk-takers such as myself wary about it. Of course, if you never use them, they'll never help you either...

Yep, I was saving the Luck Sphere for Rikku too. The better the Steal, the more stuff you get!

Have you found that you can steal more than once from the same creature?

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[hidetomatsumoto.livejournal.com]

Yep, when I first used Rikku in boss battle, I used steal to get more grenades (after I ran out). I think I was able to steal two or three of them.