The Random Thought Files, FFX edition
Jan. 10th, 2002 09:52 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
moonwiseBlitzball sucks. No, it blows. No, it both sucks and blows. Can't I just fight monsters and watch the game?
If Tidus does not keep his yappy mouth quiet during battles, I am going to sit on him and tape his mouth shut with duct tape.
Auron is just so damn cool. If Sephy and Squall magically had a baby, it would be him... from Masamune redux to the scar across one eye. But those sunglasses and the rumbly voice are all his own.
My muse is off sulking in the corner because last night while I was playing FFX, Auron slipped half his robe off his shoulder... YOW! Do that again, babe!
There's definitely something going on between Wakka and Lulu. There was some non-televised locker room comfort that was most suggestive.
I predict that shortly there will be a bitch fight between Tifa and Lulu for who has the bigger hooters and who has the more provocative dress. Cloud is selling tickets, 100 gil a seat.
There will also be a fight between Yuna and Aeris, the two staff-wielding sorceresses. Loser has to suck on limes until some of the sugar in her personality is diluted. One can't count Rinoa out of this, but she's been in the middle of an extended whine for a month, and besides, she isn't useless in a fight.
Sephiroth is very cheesed off that someone else would dare lay claim to the name of his sword, so if I were Auron, I'd watch my ass. Literally and figuratively; you just never know about these insane SOLDIERs with dominance issues and a penchant for playing mind games.
That's about all for now.
If Tidus does not keep his yappy mouth quiet during battles, I am going to sit on him and tape his mouth shut with duct tape.
Auron is just so damn cool. If Sephy and Squall magically had a baby, it would be him... from Masamune redux to the scar across one eye. But those sunglasses and the rumbly voice are all his own.
My muse is off sulking in the corner because last night while I was playing FFX, Auron slipped half his robe off his shoulder... YOW! Do that again, babe!
There's definitely something going on between Wakka and Lulu. There was some non-televised locker room comfort that was most suggestive.
I predict that shortly there will be a bitch fight between Tifa and Lulu for who has the bigger hooters and who has the more provocative dress. Cloud is selling tickets, 100 gil a seat.
There will also be a fight between Yuna and Aeris, the two staff-wielding sorceresses. Loser has to suck on limes until some of the sugar in her personality is diluted. One can't count Rinoa out of this, but she's been in the middle of an extended whine for a month, and besides, she isn't useless in a fight.
Sephiroth is very cheesed off that someone else would dare lay claim to the name of his sword, so if I were Auron, I'd watch my ass. Literally and figuratively; you just never know about these insane SOLDIERs with dominance issues and a penchant for playing mind games.
That's about all for now.
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Date: 2002-01-10 09:06 am (UTC)Thanks for putting a dagger in the last remaining hopes I might have of enjoying it. =P