The Random Thought Files, FFX edition

[moonwise]

Blitzball sucks. No, it blows. No, it both sucks and blows. Can't I just fight monsters and watch the game?

If Tidus does not keep his yappy mouth quiet during battles, I am going to sit on him and tape his mouth shut with duct tape.

Auron is just so damn cool. If Sephy and Squall magically had a baby, it would be him... from Masamune redux to the scar across one eye. But those sunglasses and the rumbly voice are all his own.

My muse is off sulking in the corner because last night while I was playing FFX, Auron slipped half his robe off his shoulder... YOW! Do that again, babe!

There's definitely something going on between Wakka and Lulu. There was some non-televised locker room comfort that was most suggestive.

I predict that shortly there will be a bitch fight between Tifa and Lulu for who has the bigger hooters and who has the more provocative dress. Cloud is selling tickets, 100 gil a seat.

There will also be a fight between Yuna and Aeris, the two staff-wielding sorceresses. Loser has to suck on limes until some of the sugar in her personality is diluted. One can't count Rinoa out of this, but she's been in the middle of an extended whine for a month, and besides, she isn't useless in a fight.

Sephiroth is very cheesed off that someone else would dare lay claim to the name of his sword, so if I were Auron, I'd watch my ass. Literally and figuratively; you just never know about these insane SOLDIERs with dominance issues and a penchant for playing mind games.

That's about all for now.

Comments

[nefertina.livejournal.com]

AAAAAACK! Don't hurt Tidus! Yuna can have whoever, but he's mine! (Okay, I like the whoe Tidus/Yuna thing, but my sister and I have a gag about me liking the guy)

As for Auron... well, he's got the jug. Whenever I see Auron and the jug, I instantly think of 'The Brak Show' episode 'Expiration Day'. I don't know why, but I just do. It's rather funny. ^_^ (Oh! He finally showed his arm? Kewl)

Lulu and Wakka... yeah, that's a potential couple. But I predict Rikku/Wakka fics will be the norm. Errr, I haven't checked the FFX fic section at FF.Net lately sooo.... but I wonder when the doujinshis (sic) with her and x2 size 'jugs' on the cover will appear on eBay. *shudder*

One last note- I agree, Why is it all the main FF heroines (except Dagger from FF9) are so sugary sweet that it kills you? I like Aeris and all, but I've realized she's too goody-goody for my tastes. (Hey, a lime. There ya go! X)

Okay.... now I really gotta get FFX. *lol*

*Pssssst- Now I have this idea of a SephyxAuron fic. AAAAAAAAACK! That would be more bizzare than...*

[hidetomatsumoto.livejournal.com]

Actually there are some FFX DJ on ebay... But it seems that Yuna is the star of them (these are the kind where they took the "X" literally to heart, @_X), and not Lulu, who you would think would be up for Miss Silicon opposite Tifa.

But I do like Lulu's personality a lot better than Tifa's, even if she's gotta keep extra roles of double-sided tape on hand (thanks to Arafel for clearing up that mystery). =P

[arafel.livejournal.com]

Oh, trust me, there's canonical chemistry between Lulu and Wakka. I think it'll be Rikku duking it out with Yuna for Tidus.

You're welcome to him, btw, I'd kill him within three hours. Hyperactive Zell clones aren't my type.

The slash doujinshi and the mega-hooter dj's are out already.