Good advice for my fellow Jersey drivers

[moonwise]

After spending a good deal of time yesterday on Routes 287, 78, and 80 in New Jersey, I have the following announcement:


IF YOU CAN'T FIND THE GAS PEDAL, GET OFF OF MY ROAD.


And let's not forget the Click and Clack (the Tappet brothers') rule, which is:

DRIVE NOW, TALK LATER.

Corollary:

MAYBE YOU'D DRIVE BETTER WITH THAT CELL PHONE UP YOUR KEISTER.

This has been a public service announcement from Arafel.

Comments

[arafel.livejournal.com]

They're a stitch, aren't they? I love it when they get themselves so worked up laughing that they can barely talk. "Stump the Chumps!"

Re:

[hidetomatsumoto.livejournal.com]

I sent in a puzzler one time, but I guess it wasn't up to Car Talk standards... Is that possible? heh heh.