Good advice for my fellow Jersey drivers
Jun. 29th, 2001 01:58 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
moonwiseAfter spending a good deal of time yesterday on Routes 287, 78, and 80 in New Jersey, I have the following announcement:
IF YOU CAN'T FIND THE GAS PEDAL, GET OFF OF MY ROAD.
And let's not forget the Click and Clack (the Tappet brothers') rule, which is:
DRIVE NOW, TALK LATER.
Corollary:
MAYBE YOU'D DRIVE BETTER WITH THAT CELL PHONE UP YOUR KEISTER.
This has been a public service announcement from Arafel.
And let's not forget the Click and Clack (the Tappet brothers') rule, which is:
Corollary:
MAYBE YOU'D DRIVE BETTER WITH THAT CELL PHONE UP YOUR KEISTER.
This has been a public service announcement from Arafel.
