Wake-up call

[moonwise]

(Scene: 7 AM, Saturday morning. Husband, myself, and JP are all sound asleep.)

Biscuit: *POUNCE*

Me: *startles awake*

Biscuit: Flying kickapow!

Me: Stupid cat. *gets out of bed and goes through the OPEN bathroom door to run the water in the sink for Biscuit*

Biscuit: *ignores water, darts through the door to chew on the spider plant instead*

Me: ...Why did you need to wake me up to open a door that was already open?

Biscuit: It's 7 AM. I think you should be up.

Me: FML.

Comments

[arafel.livejournal.com]

Ungrateful brat cat.

[mebil.livejournal.com]

Silly human. One should not question the wisdom of the cat. Their ways are not the inferior ways of humans. Just remember, you are there to serve and adore the kitty. Nothing more--maybe to replicate to ensure future servants.