Wake-up call

[moonwise]

(Scene: 7 AM, Saturday morning. Husband, myself, and JP are all sound asleep.)

Biscuit: *POUNCE*

Me: *startles awake*

Biscuit: Flying kickapow!

Me: Stupid cat. *gets out of bed and goes through the OPEN bathroom door to run the water in the sink for Biscuit*

Biscuit: *ignores water, darts through the door to chew on the spider plant instead*

Me: ...Why did you need to wake me up to open a door that was already open?

Biscuit: It's 7 AM. I think you should be up.

Me: FML.

Comments

[toffeethesnob.livejournal.com]

Nothing like a flying kitty kickapow to the chest.

(Mont prefers to go for my hair since she knows my scalp is sensitive. I usually try burying myself under the pillow but that just results in sharp kitty pokes. Throwing the cat off the bed doesn't work either since they just bounce back up. And I swear Mont can open doors on her own...)

[arafel.livejournal.com]

It's useless to hide. They know where you are, and they're not afraid to dig, or pat your nose.

[mebil.livejournal.com]

Cheer Biscuit! Congrats on being successful in your most recent mission.

[arafel.livejournal.com]

Ungrateful brat cat.

[mebil.livejournal.com]

Silly human. One should not question the wisdom of the cat. Their ways are not the inferior ways of humans. Just remember, you are there to serve and adore the kitty. Nothing more--maybe to replicate to ensure future servants.

[morgi.livejournal.com]

ROFL at "kickapow"

[arafel.livejournal.com]

It was a full-on facepounce.

[pointedview.livejournal.com]

Flying kickapow? Have you considered writing to Jackie Chan about Biscuit's talent? :) She could have a career in kitty kung fu films!

[archaeologist-d.livejournal.com]

Love Biscuit. She's just so funny.