Wrong side of every door

[moonwise]

Biscuit: Want to go outside.

Outside.

Outside right now.

Please let me outside.

*paws on back door*

Outside outside outside.

Outsiiiiiide.

Didn't you hear me?

OUTSIDE.

OUTSIDE OUTSIDE OUTSIDE OUTSIDE OUTSIDE OUTSIDE.

Me: Fine.

*harnesses Biscuit and puts her out in the garden*

Biscuit: OHSHIT SCHOOL BUS GARBAGE TRUCK LAWN MOWER WANT TO GO INSIIIIIIIIIIDE

Me: *lets cat back in*

Biscuit: Outside.

Comments

[arafel.livejournal.com]

From her point of view, this would be solved if the stupid humans would leave all the doors open, all the time.