Wrong side of every door

[moonwise]

Biscuit: Want to go outside.

Outside.

Outside right now.

Please let me outside.

*paws on back door*

Outside outside outside.

Outsiiiiiide.

Didn't you hear me?

OUTSIDE.

OUTSIDE OUTSIDE OUTSIDE OUTSIDE OUTSIDE OUTSIDE.

Me: Fine.

*harnesses Biscuit and puts her out in the garden*

Biscuit: OHSHIT SCHOOL BUS GARBAGE TRUCK LAWN MOWER WANT TO GO INSIIIIIIIIIIDE

Me: *lets cat back in*

Biscuit: Outside.

Comments

[snuzzlebunnies.livejournal.com]

I love these. Jimmy and I use "all human food is delicious" on the dogs all the time ^_^

[arafel.livejournal.com]

Will they eat natto? XD

[snuzzlebunnies.livejournal.com]

Dono but they will eat poop so close enough right?

[archaeologist-d.livejournal.com]

Ha! Oh, Biscuit. I love your cat!

[arafel.livejournal.com]

She's a big silly. :)

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Cat Logic. It's not that logical.

[arafel.livejournal.com]

From her point of view, this would be solved if the stupid humans would leave all the doors open, all the time.

[sideburnpower.livejournal.com]

All I have to say is this:

http://www.harkavagrant.com/nonsense/wednesdayalonesmall.png

[arafel.livejournal.com]

Ha ha ha, that's about right.

[pointedview.livejournal.com]

Thank you for this. :) Dear Biscuit: We have never met, but stories about you always make me smile.

[arafel.livejournal.com]

She's a fairly ordinary cat, but she's easy to caption. :)