Get off my lawn

[moonwise]

This morning, when I let Biscuit out of the basement, she saw ANOTHER CAT in the back yard.

Biscuit: WHAT.

Other cat: ...

Biscuit: *puffs tail*

Other cat: *stares*

Biscuit: *arches back*

Other cat: *hunches down*

Biscuit: BITCH DON'T EVEN, THIS IS MY HOUSE AND MY YARD, GTFO

Other cat: *leaves*

Me: You're very fierce, missy.

Biscuit: DAMN STRAIGHT.

And then a deer walked by and I had to chase it off the lawn in my pajamas.

Comments

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

There's another black cat in my parents' neighborhood, and he'll come up to the window and try to mack on Willow and she'll be all, "A GENTLEMAN DOES NOT DO SUCH THINGS LEAVE THIS PLACE NOW."

[arafel.livejournal.com]

Does she kill him with the LOUD?

[lady-ganesh.livejournal.com]

That's awesome.

[morgi.livejournal.com]

Vicious kitten!

[arafel.livejournal.com]

Bite your head off, man.

[morgi.livejournal.com]

I'll take the next one.

[archaeologist-d.livejournal.com]

Hee! Oh, Biscuit. My cats would do that, too. They were always fun to watch.

[arafel.livejournal.com]

It is Very Important to protect your territory.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

I love the Saw Another Cat Bottle Brush tail.

[arafel.livejournal.com]

LOL. I like that.