Get off my lawn
Aug. 7th, 2009 10:05 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
moonwiseThis morning, when I let Biscuit out of the basement, she saw ANOTHER CAT in the back yard.
Biscuit: WHAT.
Other cat: ...
Biscuit: *puffs tail*
Other cat: *stares*
Biscuit: *arches back*
Other cat: *hunches down*
Biscuit: BITCH DON'T EVEN, THIS IS MY HOUSE AND MY YARD, GTFO
Other cat: *leaves*
Me: You're very fierce, missy.
Biscuit: DAMN STRAIGHT.
And then a deer walked by and I had to chase it off the lawn in my pajamas.
Biscuit: WHAT.
Other cat: ...
Biscuit: *puffs tail*
Other cat: *stares*
Biscuit: *arches back*
Other cat: *hunches down*
Biscuit: BITCH DON'T EVEN, THIS IS MY HOUSE AND MY YARD, GTFO
Other cat: *leaves*
Me: You're very fierce, missy.
Biscuit: DAMN STRAIGHT.
And then a deer walked by and I had to chase it off the lawn in my pajamas.
