KITTY LOEV INTERNETS
Mar. 4th, 2009 07:15 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
moonwiseMe: Hm, I think I'll check my email.
Biscuit: YOU ARE GOING ON INTERNETS AGAIN. LET ME HELP YOU! INTERNETS ARE MY FAVORITE!
Me: Oh Biscuit, you're right in front of the screen.
Biscuit: THINGS ARE APPEARING! WHAT CAN THIS BE? I POUNCE NOW ON ANDERSON COOPER!
Me: *tries to look around cat butt*
Biscuit: WHAT IS LITTLE ARROW THINGY? IT RUNS AWAY, LIKE THE ELUSIVE RED DOT! WHY CAN'T I CATCH IT? *paws all over screen*
Me: CAT. Stop it.
Biscuit: *sneeze* YOUR MONITOR IS NOW BLESSED!
Me: Caaaaaaaat. *cleans screen with Windex*
Biscuit: NOW I WILL CHEW ON YOUR SPIDER PLANT.
Biscuit: YOU ARE GOING ON INTERNETS AGAIN. LET ME HELP YOU! INTERNETS ARE MY FAVORITE!
Me: Oh Biscuit, you're right in front of the screen.
Biscuit: THINGS ARE APPEARING! WHAT CAN THIS BE? I POUNCE NOW ON ANDERSON COOPER!
Me: *tries to look around cat butt*
Biscuit: WHAT IS LITTLE ARROW THINGY? IT RUNS AWAY, LIKE THE ELUSIVE RED DOT! WHY CAN'T I CATCH IT? *paws all over screen*
Me: CAT. Stop it.
Biscuit: *sneeze* YOUR MONITOR IS NOW BLESSED!
Me: Caaaaaaaat. *cleans screen with Windex*
Biscuit: NOW I WILL CHEW ON YOUR SPIDER PLANT.
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Date: 2009-03-05 03:29 am (UTC)You channel Biscuit in with a scary degree of believability (and funny, too).
My Shayla also sits on my hands/keyboard, and tries to pin/squish the little moving arrow.
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Date: 2009-03-05 02:35 pm (UTC)