KITTY LOEV INTERNETS

[moonwise]

Me: Hm, I think I'll check my email.

Biscuit: YOU ARE GOING ON INTERNETS AGAIN. LET ME HELP YOU! INTERNETS ARE MY FAVORITE!

Me: Oh Biscuit, you're right in front of the screen.

Biscuit: THINGS ARE APPEARING! WHAT CAN THIS BE? I POUNCE NOW ON ANDERSON COOPER!

Me: *tries to look around cat butt*

Biscuit: WHAT IS LITTLE ARROW THINGY? IT RUNS AWAY, LIKE THE ELUSIVE RED DOT! WHY CAN'T I CATCH IT? *paws all over screen*

Me: CAT. Stop it.

Biscuit: *sneeze* YOUR MONITOR IS NOW BLESSED!

Me: Caaaaaaaat. *cleans screen with Windex*

Biscuit: NOW I WILL CHEW ON YOUR SPIDER PLANT.

Comments

[morgi.livejournal.com]

Biscuit: *sneeze* YOUR MONITOR IS NOW BLESSED!

*dies laughing*

[jaina.livejournal.com]

I love these stories.

[dougras.livejournal.com]

Biscuit, darling, kittens are not herbivores.

[archaeologist-d.livejournal.com]

LOL. Ah, Biscuit! She's so adorable!

[pointedview.livejournal.com]

I love, love, love, love the Biscuit entries. This?

I POUNCE NOW ON ANDERSON COOPER!

*laughs out loud!*

[dreamsmith.livejournal.com]

You channel Biscuit in with a scary degree of believability (and funny, too).

My Shayla also sits on my hands/keyboard, and tries to pin/squish the little moving arrow.

[tiggymalvern.livejournal.com]

NOW I WILL CHEW ON YOUR SPIDER PLANT.

I recall that spider plants are pretty resistant to that kind of treatment, at least XD

[arafel.livejournal.com]

She's had the sneezies for about a week. Say it, don't spray it.

[arafel.livejournal.com]

That's why I keep posting them!

[arafel.livejournal.com]

Tell that to the plants she's destroyed.

[arafel.livejournal.com]

It was a two-paw pounce!

[arafel.livejournal.com]

She's a little stinker. :)

[arafel.livejournal.com]

He is a good-looking fellow, indeedy.

[arafel.livejournal.com]

Oh good, I'm not the only one with a cat butt in the way. XD

[arafel.livejournal.com]

It's very hard to kill a spider plant, which is good, because Biscuit gave it her best shot. We had it down in our dining room, and she would take flying leaps at it and start eating. The poor plant looked like it had gotten a crew cut. I brought Spidey up to our bedroom, which we keep closed during the day, so it's slowly recovering. XD

[grandlarseny.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, oh man, I love your Biscuit stories!