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[moonwise]

WTFH is it with dueling tongues? Yeah, you see this metaphor all over, but it just made me facepalm so hard I hurt my nose.

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[lumen.livejournal.com]

Good god, and here I thought it was just my dirty imagination.

That's even worse than the whole "they were like two humming birds who also had never met" analogy. :D

[arafel.livejournal.com]

they were like two humming birds who also had never met

??????????

Where did you find that?

[lumen.livejournal.com]

John and Mary had never met. They were like two humming birds who had also never met.

http://www.z9design.com/humor/similes.html
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Among other places. :D I highly doubt they're real, but the one with the humming birds got a giggle out of me. :D

[arafel.livejournal.com]

I would bet that those are all apocryphal, but they're still hilarious.

[lady-ganesh.livejournal.com]

That's beautiful.