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[moonwise]

WTFH is it with dueling tongues? Yeah, you see this metaphor all over, but it just made me facepalm so hard I hurt my nose.

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[arafel.livejournal.com]

Oh, if only.

Seriously, though, juicy fruit = peen0r? I dun get it.

[rydain]

I guess because it's banana-shaped?

Beats me. The original story got baleeted, but there's more by the same person. Screaming hills! Throbbing blades! Liquefied buttocks!

(Click me if you dare. Definitely not safe for lunch.)

[skurtchasor.livejournal.com]

I'm going to blame that sexually-tilted gum jingle from the 80's. Everybody sing along!

"blah blah blah blah blah, grab a stick of Juicy Fruit, the taste is gonna move you! Take a sniff! Pull it out! The taste is gonna move you when you pop it in your mouth!"

[rydain]

Damn you, Addams! You sunk my battleship! *wipes Pepsi spray off the screen*

[arafel.livejournal.com]

*LAUGHS*

I had forgotten all about that jingle. That must be it. XD

(love the icon.)

[arafel.livejournal.com]

Oh.

My.

God.

Milk?

There's just... asses and hands all over the place. WHAT.