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[moonwise]

WTFH is it with dueling tongues? Yeah, you see this metaphor all over, but it just made me facepalm so hard I hurt my nose.

Comments

[geckophobe.livejournal.com]

Ugh. I have a very specific image of that action, and it is decidedly not sexy. It's like they're trying desperately to impress you with how in shape their tongue muscles are, and yet trying to fight you off at the same time.

On the other hand, I've just considered the possibility that you were reading about a paraplegic Fight Club, and not porn.

[arafel.livejournal.com]

Nope, it was a (fruitless) search for some good pr0n. Rats.