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I HOPE YOU CAN SEE THIS, BECAUSE I'M DOING IT AS HARD AS I CAN!

This is possibly the most retarded thing I have ever read. Especially if you have actually seen Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

HOSHIT IT'S A LITE BRITE, EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!

If you don't know what a Mooninite is, watch this:

Mayhem of the Mooninites

Date: 2007-02-01 05:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lalieth.livejournal.com
I hardly know where to begin.

But I'll try.

The moon men, or "Mooninites"..., are delinquent outer-space men who make frequent appearances on the program.

I can't believe someone at CNN, most likely a well paid, educated person, had to seriously type this.


Boston Police Commissioner Edward Davis called the stunt "unconscionable," while Boston Mayor Thomas Menino called it "outrageous" and the product of "corporate greed."

Damn man, did the things carry Bubonic Plague, which was then transmitted to toddlers? Very well behaved toddlers I guess.


Coakley and Menino did not rule out the possibility of criminal charges, or a civil suit to recoup what they say is the hundreds of thousands of dollars the city spent to respond to the bomb scares.

Yes because, as city officials, it is impossible that we pay for our own retarded behavior, or that we even learn from our mistakes. We are elected officials people.


And this is my favorite:

Assistant Attorney General John Grossman called the light boards "bomblike" devices and said that if they had been explosive they could have damaged infrastructure and transportation in the city.

Only like they so totally weren't explosive devices. Hell, I could have won the lottery last night. If I had, I could have paid off my debt. Tada! I owe nothing!!! Yippie!

Date: 2007-02-01 06:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arafel.livejournal.com
IMO, the officials are overreacting because they are well aware of how colossally stupid they look for flipping out over a light board.

I can't believe someone at CNN, most likely a well paid, educated person, had to seriously type this.

Honestly? Do you know how many times I've found spelling and grammar errors in CNN and Reuters articles? Maybe not so well educated.

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