Bleach 51-53
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moonwiseGeez oh man, after watching all that Bleach, I think I'm gonna run around in cosplay and shout "BAN KAI" at my unsuspecting husband!
*cough* Right.
So far we have had a three episode-long peeing contest, but we'll get to that later. First:
Ichimaru Gin, you are one evil fuck. You are sick and twisted and dreadful and just so reminiscent of Dr. Romano from ER. You are horrible and scary and strange and I love you so much that way and don't ever change. especially that nasty "bye bye" thing you do so very well.
And now, the last three eps, in metaphorical summary:
Renji: I can now pee like a captain. Ph33r me.
Ichigo: Bugger.
Yoruichi and Zangetsu: You need to pee like that, Ichigo.
Ichigo: More water!
***
Tousen, Komamura, Iba, and Hisagi: Stop right there or we'll pee on you!
Kenpachi: I can pee farther than ALL FOUR OF YOU.
Yumichika and Ikkaku: For the honor of eleventh squad, we will pee alongside our captain.
Iba and Hisagi: Bring it, bitches.
***
Renji: Look how far I can pee now, Byakuya! I bet you didn't know I've always aspired to pee farther than you.
Byakuya: Your puny urination technique has nothing on my years of study.
Renji: I achieved ban kai with your sister.
Byakuya: Die.
***
Tousen: I pee for love and justice!
Kenpachi: Pissed on the electric fence is what you did, Stevie Wonder.
Tousen: Fuck.
***
Ichimaru: Hey Rukia, want me to pee on these guys for you?
Rukia: YAY!
Ichimaru: Just kidding! Bye bye!
***
Yoruichi and Zangetsu: Hurry up and pee already, Ichigo!
Ichigo: I'M TRYING! I'M TRYING!
*cough* Right.
So far we have had a three episode-long peeing contest, but we'll get to that later. First:
Ichimaru Gin, you are one evil fuck. You are sick and twisted and dreadful and just so reminiscent of Dr. Romano from ER. You are horrible and scary and strange and I love you so much that way and don't ever change. especially that nasty "bye bye" thing you do so very well.
And now, the last three eps, in metaphorical summary:
Renji: I can now pee like a captain. Ph33r me.
Ichigo: Bugger.
Yoruichi and Zangetsu: You need to pee like that, Ichigo.
Ichigo: More water!
***
Tousen, Komamura, Iba, and Hisagi: Stop right there or we'll pee on you!
Kenpachi: I can pee farther than ALL FOUR OF YOU.
Yumichika and Ikkaku: For the honor of eleventh squad, we will pee alongside our captain.
Iba and Hisagi: Bring it, bitches.
***
Renji: Look how far I can pee now, Byakuya! I bet you didn't know I've always aspired to pee farther than you.
Byakuya: Your puny urination technique has nothing on my years of study.
Renji: I achieved ban kai with your sister.
Byakuya: Die.
***
Tousen: I pee for love and justice!
Kenpachi: Pissed on the electric fence is what you did, Stevie Wonder.
Tousen: Fuck.
***
Ichimaru: Hey Rukia, want me to pee on these guys for you?
Rukia: YAY!
Ichimaru: Just kidding! Bye bye!
***
Yoruichi and Zangetsu: Hurry up and pee already, Ichigo!
Ichigo: I'M TRYING! I'M TRYING!
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Date: 2005-10-15 03:39 am (UTC)