Bleach 51-53

[moonwise]

Geez oh man, after watching all that Bleach, I think I'm gonna run around in cosplay and shout "BAN KAI" at my unsuspecting husband!

*cough* Right.

So far we have had a three episode-long peeing contest, but we'll get to that later. First:

Ichimaru Gin, you are one evil fuck. You are sick and twisted and dreadful and just so reminiscent of Dr. Romano from ER. You are horrible and scary and strange and I love you so much that way and don't ever change. especially that nasty "bye bye" thing you do so very well.

And now, the last three eps, in metaphorical summary:



Renji: I can now pee like a captain. Ph33r me.

Ichigo: Bugger.

Yoruichi and Zangetsu: You need to pee like that, Ichigo.

Ichigo: More water!

***

Tousen, Komamura, Iba, and Hisagi: Stop right there or we'll pee on you!

Kenpachi: I can pee farther than ALL FOUR OF YOU.

Yumichika and Ikkaku: For the honor of eleventh squad, we will pee alongside our captain.

Iba and Hisagi: Bring it, bitches.

***

Renji: Look how far I can pee now, Byakuya! I bet you didn't know I've always aspired to pee farther than you.

Byakuya: Your puny urination technique has nothing on my years of study.

Renji: I achieved ban kai with your sister.

Byakuya: Die.

***

Tousen: I pee for love and justice!

Kenpachi: Pissed on the electric fence is what you did, Stevie Wonder.

Tousen: Fuck.

***

Ichimaru: Hey Rukia, want me to pee on these guys for you?

Rukia: YAY!

Ichimaru: Just kidding! Bye bye!

***

Yoruichi and Zangetsu: Hurry up and pee already, Ichigo!

Ichigo: I'M TRYING! I'M TRYING!

Comments

[octopedingenue]

Gin makes the world a better place by existing.


...that is the best metaphor for "Bleach"'s Rukia Arc ever. EVER.

[angrybee.livejournal.com]

"I achieved ban kai with your sister."

OMG.

That SO needs to be on an icon.

[arafel.livejournal.com]

Someone made an animated icon out of it, and I want it. :D

[arafel.livejournal.com]

He does, doesn't he? With those eeeeevil red eyes?

*bows* Thank you! I'll be here all week!

[arafel.livejournal.com]

lol. It would make a splendiferous animated icon. I wish I made better icons. XD

[donna-c-punk.livejournal.com]

Renji: I achieved ban kai with your sister.

I love you.

[lalieth.livejournal.com]

Renji: I achieved ban kai with your sister.

I don't know what that's about, but it's damn funny.

[yankeerose69.livejournal.com]

This is just too funny, thanx for the laughs.

Tousen: I pee for love and justice!

Kenpachi: Pissed on the electric fence is what you did, Stevie Wonder.

Tousen: Fuck.

The fucked up part about that, its like he really does look like a younger Stevie *lol*

Renji: I achieved ban kai with your sister.

Byakuya: Die.

So priceless, this one takes the cake!

I laughed so hard I nearly peed myself.

[arafel.livejournal.com]

Hee, thanks. XD I aim to entertain.

[arafel.livejournal.com]

In Bleach, your sword can attain two "stages of release" - shin kai (the little one) and ban kai (the big one.) You do the math. *is a perv*

[arafel.livejournal.com]

Hee, you're welcome. I'm glad to entertain.

I poked through your journal, and you seem spiffy keen and have good taste in friends. Mind if I add you?

[yankeerose69.livejournal.com]

Sure! Feel free to do so.

[arafel.livejournal.com]

Yoruichi can help with that. XD

[arafel.livejournal.com]

*points to icon* XD

I'm sure the pervalicious nature of ban kai is not lost on its creator.

[avi-via-vai.livejournal.com]

Hi there! Sorry about posting on an old post but I just wanted to let you know that someone posted your "Bankai!Renji" icon at dA.

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/26554870/

I was looking for the original creator and pointed me towards here.

[arafel.livejournal.com]

Thanks - looks like it's a twelve-year-old kid redisplaying it. Feh. I guess I should be flattered that icon has been stolen so often. ^_^;

[geckophobe.livejournal.com]

...aaand, a year later, that's where I found it, too. Brilliant icon; it compelled me to track down its creator.

And, as per your sticky friending comment, I'd like to add you. I'm an LJ newbie and am fiending for Bleacherific things to inject directly into my soul. :p I sometimes squee, but I do know how to use spell check (which, incidentally, rejects "aaand, friending, fiending, Bleacherific," and "squee").

[arafel.livejournal.com]

*laughs* About the only thing I'm squeeing about these days is fixing up my new house, but I'm always excited to meet other fans who are about my age. Nice to meet you!