oh for pete's sake

[moonwise]

All six Star Wars movies to go 3-D

*SCREAMS*

GODDAMMIT GEORGE LUCAS, STOP SCREWING AROUND WITH THE MOVIES! HAVEN'T YOU MADE THEM SUCK ENOUGH ALREADY? YOU'RE RUINING MY CHILDHOOD!

Never mind that everyone knows that the fastest way to make a movie suck is to make it 3-D! Captain EO? Case and point!

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[jaina.livejournal.com]

I thought it was illegal to rape a corpse?

Sigh. I'll probably go see at least one, too.

[ladyofthesea.livejournal.com]

Lucas's mind has vanished along with his neck lately. The only reason I'm going to see Episode 3 is cause the Vader fangirl inside me wants to see Vader on the big screen. I absolutely cannot STAND the guy they got to play Anakin. I hope he gets toasted early in the movie so I can get my Vader on.

[donna-c-punk.livejournal.com]

Man, I wish ten of you were on my Friends List. The four Anakin Hayden Christensen fangirls on my FL have been driving me fucking mad the last two months. I've seen way too many images of him and not enough of Obi-Wan. Dammit, why couldn't they have been into MY favorite character?

[lumen.livejournal.com]

> I absolutely cannot STAND the guy they got to play Anakin.

lmao, I'm glad to see I'm not the only one. I will go see the new movie, but I fear I may be badly distracted by his hair. :D

[sache.livejournal.com]

Bah, I like the prequels. (For what they are. I don't compare them to the original trilogy - they're not in the same league whatsoever. Maybe if he'd let someone else direct them and find someone that isn't him and is capable of writing dialogue write the damn script.... But for kiddie films - which is essentially what episode 1 was, it wasn't that bad.)

Nonetheless, dammit, I am insanely annoyed by all of this crap he's pulling just because he knows people will pay for it. We're wise to what you're doing, George! I'm not buying into it, asshole!

Sadly, there are a million fanboys out there right now that probably will.

[pointedview.livejournal.com]

What possible merit would 3D add to the story? I mean, really. He's not going to change the plot (at least I hope not), so how is 3D going to improve the picture, other than getting fans to say "Hey, that Star Destroyer is coming straight at me . . . in 3D."

Lame, George. Really lame. Not quite as lame as Jar-Jar Binks, but bad.

[memlu.livejournal.com]

"Hey, that Star Destroyer is coming straight at me . . . in 3D."

I'm not sure why, precisely, but that just cracked me so. hard. Maybe there is a plus side to this thing!

Death to Jar Jar Binks!

[wpl510.livejournal.com]

And just to prove that Lucas really CAN get away with anything?

"Star Wars fans line up early... outside wrong theater"

http://www.variety.com/index.asp?layout=story&articleid=VR1117920656&categoryid=1236&cs=1&s=h&p=0

Never heard of that Captain EO thing, though- must have been truly unspeakable. :D

[memlu.livejournal.com]

...wtf. That's inhuman, Lucas. I KNOW YOU'RE CRAZY AND ALL, but damn yo.

[donna-c-punk.livejournal.com]

I read that in last week's EW.

The Beard must be stopped. What the fuck is he thinking?

One of those cats he's been working with for ages - the guy's name escapes me - said that he doesn't think there'll be a final version of the SW saga until Lucas dies.

If he keeps fucking around with it, somebody's gonna kill him.