Finally, a presidential candidate I can get behind

[moonwise]

Ganked from gojiraeight

VOTE CTHULHU 2004

Where the candidate stands on important positions

Honestly, the way Indecision 2004 is going, I think I will vote for Cthulhu. It would be an improvement.

Comments

[tiggymalvern.livejournal.com]

*grins* Honestly? I wouldn't blame you. It starts looking a bit sad when the best campaigning for change all comes under the banner of 'Hey, he's not the other guy.'

Though on second thoughts, I might occasionally miss KFC....

[memlu.livejournal.com]

I'd vote for that guy!

[pointedview.livejournal.com]

Hee! I do wonder how many write-in votes Cthulhu gets each election.

[gojiraeight.livejournal.com]

Cthulu says not to refer to him as a "guy" but as an Other God From Beyond Space and Time you puny human!

[memlu.livejournal.com]

I am wretched! What must I do to restore favor?

[scathachdhu.livejournal.com]

At least he's honest about wanting to fuck us over. Can't ask for more than that.

[arafel.livejournal.com]

Ritually sacrifice yourself. That should work.

[arafel.livejournal.com]

At least three now, by my count.

[arafel.livejournal.com]

Plus, the overpopulation problem would be solved in a jiffy.

[arafel.livejournal.com]

But you'd still have Taco Bell! And Pizza Hut! Surely, fried chicken is a small sacrifice.

[memlu.livejournal.com]

Oh, dammit. Would offering a younger brother work as a substitute?

[arafel.livejournal.com]

The great and Almighty Cthulhu requires a snack, and it does not matter whether it is you or your younger brother.

[fireceremony.livejournal.com]

I think it sounds like a good idea. ;)

I'm so proud that you'd vote for the greater evil. ;))

Ia ia cthulhu fthagn!

We expect to sell a lot of the Cthulhu for presidents t-shirts...

[arafel.livejournal.com]

The greater evil already runs the country, so Cthulhu would at least be honest. :D

Ia! Nub-Shiggurath, the Goat with a Thousand Young!

(I'm sure I spelled that wrong. O_o)

[memlu.livejournal.com]

Score!

[fireceremony.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, Cthulhu would at least be straightforward about his plans. ;)

Shub Niggurath - a twisted kind of fertility "deity". :)