Finally, a presidential candidate I can get behind

[moonwise]

Ganked from gojiraeight

VOTE CTHULHU 2004

Where the candidate stands on important positions

Honestly, the way Indecision 2004 is going, I think I will vote for Cthulhu. It would be an improvement.

Comments

[gojiraeight.livejournal.com]

Cthulu says not to refer to him as a "guy" but as an Other God From Beyond Space and Time you puny human!

[memlu.livejournal.com]

I am wretched! What must I do to restore favor?

[arafel.livejournal.com]

Ritually sacrifice yourself. That should work.

[memlu.livejournal.com]

Oh, dammit. Would offering a younger brother work as a substitute?

[arafel.livejournal.com]

The great and Almighty Cthulhu requires a snack, and it does not matter whether it is you or your younger brother.

[memlu.livejournal.com]

Score!