Finally, a presidential candidate I can get behind

[moonwise]

Ganked from gojiraeight

VOTE CTHULHU 2004

Where the candidate stands on important positions

Honestly, the way Indecision 2004 is going, I think I will vote for Cthulhu. It would be an improvement.

Comments

[arafel.livejournal.com]

Plus, the overpopulation problem would be solved in a jiffy.

[fireceremony.livejournal.com]

I think it sounds like a good idea. ;)

I'm so proud that you'd vote for the greater evil. ;))

Ia ia cthulhu fthagn!

We expect to sell a lot of the Cthulhu for presidents t-shirts...

[arafel.livejournal.com]

The greater evil already runs the country, so Cthulhu would at least be honest. :D

Ia! Nub-Shiggurath, the Goat with a Thousand Young!

(I'm sure I spelled that wrong. O_o)

[fireceremony.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, Cthulhu would at least be straightforward about his plans. ;)

Shub Niggurath - a twisted kind of fertility "deity". :)