moonwise | (no subject)

no, not more!

Arggh... *wrestles*

I gotta do it. I just gotta.

MORE FF NONSENSE

Scene: Squall has just been tortured by Seifer and is thrown back into his cell. From the corner, a weak voice drifts over...

Han Solo: Chewie, is that you?

Squall: Wrong movie, dude.

Scene: Death Comes for Biggs and Wedge

Biggs and Wedge have just departed their bodies. Death shows up to escort them to their destinies...

Biggs: Now look what you did! Those twerps trashed us!

Wedge: *looks miserable*

Death: Fear not, Wedge. I have come to escort you to a new life, where you will be a great survivor and a hero, not to mention a superb pilot.

Wedge: Oh yeah!

Biggs: WHOA THERE! What about ME? I've spent my career cleaning up after this nincompoop!

Death: Sorry, buddy, you're still screwed. Don't feel bad.