prepare for fallout

[moonwise]

This public service announcement was brought to you courtesy of jaina. I'm sure it some kind of spoiler so:



The good news: Sephiroth is in KH.

The bad news: Lance Bass, as in "I wanna go to space on the space shuttle" Lance Bass, as in Member of Crappy Boy Band, voices him.

There, there, Sephy.

Comments

[hidetomatsumoto.livejournal.com]

That would be so freaky, having played FF7 with text only, and now they have voices, Lance Bass, no less. @_X

That is disturbing on both counts actually...

Great...

[draven3.livejournal.com]

*shudders* oh god, they're trying to get into everything aren't they?

[taransay.livejournal.com]

Oh dear gods... no... Or should that be, 'why'? *twitches* Poor Sephiroth...

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

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Those worthless creatures. They will pay. Oh yes.

Ahem. You'll have to excuse me, I was playing FFVII until 2:30 last night, and for embarrassing reasons that shall remain unmentioned, I watched the Jethro (Cloud) flashback twice.

>^..^

[leadfill.livejournal.com]

don't hurt me for asking - but what's KH?

hrm

[vorago.livejournal.com]

I did not know that.
Squall changed his name to Leon for KH, too.

But maybe Lance Bass isn't that bad of a choice. I mean, I always imagined Sephiroth as having a Joker-esque voice, just a little more raspy. Definitely something in the upper octaves. Maybe like Seymour from FFX, but a little more animated. Or something. So maybe I won't hate it...and...

Ok, I'm done.

Ok, I'm not done. God, I hate people who cosplay Sephiroth. Especially fat guys. More people should cosplay Eminem. Especially fat guys.

Ok, I'm done.

[fireceremony.livejournal.com]

*is caught tinkering with the wires in the space shuttle that Bass is taking*

Too late, the VAs already done you say ? Dang and my plan of eradic... I mean making the Square officials realize having Bass VA'ing Sephy was a very very very very very bad idea now goes down the drain.

On to plan B.

I suddenly feel an overwhelming uncontrollable urge to apply much much pain to the entire team of US Square execs... wonder what caused that...

[wickedorin.livejournal.com]

I just saw the screenshot of Sephy looking gorgeous in a Playstation magazine yesterday... thank god I didn't have time to read any further, I'd have dropped dead right in the middle of Target... what a way to go...

*sobs* *as do her muses*

[fourish.livejournal.com]

My two bits (since it matters so much :)-- I've always thought that Sephiroth is an essentially Japanese character, so his voice should reflect that. Something like the evil biseinen in many animes-- cool, collected, crisp, a bit nasal, but deadly just beneath the surface. If I could make a good comparison I would.

Oh yeah, and I just got KH, so I'll keep you posted about it, if you're curious... ^^