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[moonwise]

My husband and I really are assholes.



CQ is hubby's cousin; 23, pregnant and unmarried. She's also not the sharpest knife in the block. Has a longtime boyfriend.

Stuff we did not write on CQ's baby shower note:

"Hey flake! You made a mistake!" <== my suggestion

"We can't wait to see the new baby, we're sure he's a cute little bastard!" <== hubby's suggestion

Me: "How much do you want to spend on her gift? Is $50 or so enough?"

Hubby: "Didn't they give us $100 for our wedding?"

Me: "We can give them that much for their wedding as well... when they get around to getting married."

Also: Hubby's bro PQ and his g/f Ginger are planning the wedding... no proposal yet, but they're planning for September.

Hubby: "They're planning a September wedding."

Me: "Aren't we going to Arizona?"

Hubby: "Yeah... well I'm going to my brother's wedding (me: of course) but I'm going to be pretty pissed off if it costs us $610 in plane tickets. Might have to think about that with the wedding gift."

Me: (laughing) you're awful.

Comments

[fireceremony.livejournal.com]

>"We can't wait to see the new baby, we're sure he's a cute little bastard!"

*snicker!* Sometimes you wish you it was more socially accepted to be dead honest ?


So hubby bro is getting married to Ginger ? o_O

Are you going away for September ?

[arafel.livejournal.com]

I do wish sometimes that I could just out and say what I'm thinking.. but then I wouldn't have any friends. Oh well.


Hubby bro is getting married in Sept and I am going to be royally pissed if it interferes with my trip away. I'd much rather go to Arizona than hang out with Ginger's family. :P

[lordraziel.livejournal.com]

"We can't wait to see the new baby, we're sure he's a cute little bastard!"

Actually, I think that one would be pretty funny!! :)

[kreliana.livejournal.com]

I think you guys are being assholes, I think you guys are just being truthful. >:)

[ssilverfish.livejournal.com]

Heheheh... reminds me of my struggle to write something constructive on the card that we got my advisor for her wedding recently. I wish I could have come up with something half as snappy! :)

Great Suggestions, I Think...

[wickedorin.livejournal.com]

I'm still waiting for the perfect card to come along, where I can sign it, simply, "I hate you."