Bad cat

[moonwise]

Yesterday morning, my husband gave me a treat. A visitor from Oregon had brought a box of chocolates to his workplace as a gift, and he brought one home for me to try. I was going to eat it before I left, but then JP had an accident that required a full clothing change, and I left it out on the counter.

When I came home yesterday afternoon, I thought perhaps I'd have the treat, since I didn't get to eat it in the morning. When I looked around for it, I found a wrapper, but nothing else. Annoyed, I turned to my husband.

"Did you eat the treat you left me?" I asked, nettled.

He gave me a cross look. "No, I didn't eat it, why would you think that I did?"

I showed him the empty wrapper.

There was only one other option as to who could have eaten my treat, because it wasn't JP...

BISCUIT.

That rotten bratty stinkerpants cat ate my white-chocolate pumpkin spice treat, and then apparently she threw up somewhere in the house after eating it. She is definitely in time out, and I may have to take this out of her allowance.

Comments

[pantswarrior]

Bad cat behavior seems to be going around lately. The night before Youmacon, as I was getting into bed in hopes of getting an early start the next morning, I discovered that Button had peed on it.

More troubling, she had peed on a costume piece I had been sewing there.

So up late to throw it in the wash, late start to the con the next day because I had to dry and reapply paint. :/ And then later that day, someone on Facebook posted and was like "WHY DO I LIVE WITH CATS?!" for the same exact reason, except the con they were taking their costume to wasn't THE NEXT DAY.

(It's the bunnies who like to steal my candy. Apparently they really like peppermint patties and reese's cups.)

[arafel.livejournal.com]

See, they don't like it when you leave. Button was just trying to help. By slowing you down with cat pee.

[toffeethesnob.livejournal.com]

And I thought catching Mont with a lighter was bad kitty behavior!

I'm surprised she went for white chocolate - I haven't heard of many cats going for that... (Though hopefully this won't be repeated if it made her puke... knock on wood.)

[morgi.livejournal.com]

Just existing seems to make most cats puke.

[arafel.livejournal.com]

This.

[arafel.livejournal.com]

It turns out that Brat Face didn't actually eat the candy. She dragged it into another room and "killed" it. So I guess she wasn't much for white chocolate after all!

What did Mont do with the lighter?

[toffeethesnob.livejournal.com]

The white chocolate probably looked at her funny. It was her or it.

Ah, well she was only carrying it around on her collar magnet when I caught her with it but she was either planning on smoking or more likely starting a fire to curl up in front of.

[archaeologist-d.livejournal.com]

Oh, Biscuit. Have to laugh because that's such a cat thing to do! :D

[arafel.livejournal.com]

Welcome to cat, enjoy your stay!

[morgi.livejournal.com]

Me: Cats don't like pizza.

Rocket: Wanna bet?

[arafel.livejournal.com]

Oh lord, my cat Max ate pizza too. Max would eat anything - he was shameless. He once dragged an entire roast chicken off the kitchen counter.

[mebil.livejournal.com]

Cheer. The Adventure of Biscuit continues.

If you have any advice on how to convince a cat that banana flavored medicine is something cats really love, please let Morgi know.

[arafel.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I got nothin'. Maybe tuna flavor would be better?

[pointedview.livejournal.com]

Perhaps she hoped/thought there was a fly inside? :)

[arafel.livejournal.com]

I think this was pure spite. :)