One track mind

[moonwise]

(It is nighttime. Everyone is settling in to sleep.)

Biscuit: *walks all over my face*

Me: What is it this time?

Biscuit: Where are the plants?

Me: Oh god.

Biscuit: The plants are gone. Where are the plants?

Me: I took them outside, you little pest.

Biscuit: Fix the plants. Where are the plants?

Me: *tries to hide*

Biscuit: Want plants. Bring the plants back. Fix it please.

Me: Do you want to go in the basement?

Biscuit: Plants.

Comments

[mountain-hiker.livejournal.com]

LOL. Luna will walk all over my face if the bedroom door is latched and she wants out. Drives me NUTS!

[arafel.livejournal.com]

That's why we have to keep the bedroom door open. I can only handle so many wake-ups a night.

[archaeologist-d.livejournal.com]

LOL. Plants! Very cute.

[arafel.livejournal.com]

:)

[toffeethesnob.livejournal.com]

BRING BACK THE PLANTS OR ELSE YOU SHALL NEVER KNOW SLEEP AGAIN.

And then she might just prevent you sleeping anyway to teach you a lesson about moving the plants in the first place.

Cats: fictional antagonists have got nothing on them.

[arafel.livejournal.com]

They are persistent little buggers, aren't they?

I do have one weapon, though. Biscuit hates being shut in the basement and will generally behave herself for a while after being punished that way.

[xi-feng.livejournal.com]

Hey, at least she wears her heart on her sleeve -- there's no endless guessing 'what do you want NOW?' with her! I'd say that was a good thing, kinda :3

[arafel.livejournal.com]

There's a checklist:

1. Food
2. Drinkies (faucet only)
3. Playtime
4. There is a door that is shut

To which we have had to add #5:

5. Plants missing

[mebil.livejournal.com]

Cheer Biscuit. More Biscuit stories please.

We have cat grass/wheat grass for Q*Bert. It sort of satisfied her vegetarian needs.

[arafel.livejournal.com]

I do have wheat grass for Biscuit, but I have to re-pot it, assuming it survived last night's cold temperatures. In the plastic pot it's in, Biscuit can easily pick up the pot and dump it while she's noshing.

[mebil.livejournal.com]

Cheer Biscuit. (Q*Bert is assisting with the response.) Q suggests you need a bigger and more secure grass garden. The backyard would be sufficient for the moment.

[pointedview.livejournal.com]

Loved this entry so much. :)