Who needs a toddler, I have a cat
Nov. 9th, 2009 09:53 pmThings Biscuit Eats That Are Not, Strictly Speaking, Cat Food:
Asparagus
Cucumbers
Papaya
Green beans
Zucchini
Tomatoes
A sip of my lychee martini
Kix
Marshmallows
From the Parenthood Practice Department
At about 10 PM, Biscuit curls up with my husband and me for the night.
1:00 AM
Biscuit: Daddy!
Husband: snrrrrrgh. *rolls over*
Biscuit: *walks over to me* Mommy?
Me: *tries to hide in the blankets*
Biscuit: *digging at blankets* Moooooommmmmy.
Me: Go away, cat.
Biscuit: *bangs on the dresser drawers* Mommy!
Me: What is it, you little pest?
Biscuit: I want a drink of water.
Me: You have a water fountain downstairs.
Biscuit: I want a drink of water from the faucet.
Me: *runs water in the sink and goes back to sleep*
3:30 AM
Biscuit: Mommy!
Me: *groans*
Biscuit: *walks all over my head and purrs* I'm hungry.
Me: Why can't you learn to go through your pet door?
Biscuit: Pet door is scary!
Me: *takes the cat downstairs and gives her the heave-ho through the pet door*
Biscuit: *munch*
5:30 AM
Biscuit: GOOD MORNING! It is time for you to be awake!
Husband and me: Caaaaaaaaaaaat. Can't you wait until 5:45?
Biscuit: No, I want to play NOW. Also you should feed me.
Me: We should get rid of the alarm clock. We don't need it.
Asparagus
Cucumbers
Papaya
Green beans
Zucchini
Tomatoes
A sip of my lychee martini
Kix
Marshmallows
From the Parenthood Practice Department
At about 10 PM, Biscuit curls up with my husband and me for the night.
1:00 AM
Biscuit: Daddy!
Husband: snrrrrrgh. *rolls over*
Biscuit: *walks over to me* Mommy?
Me: *tries to hide in the blankets*
Biscuit: *digging at blankets* Moooooommmmmy.
Me: Go away, cat.
Biscuit: *bangs on the dresser drawers* Mommy!
Me: What is it, you little pest?
Biscuit: I want a drink of water.
Me: You have a water fountain downstairs.
Biscuit: I want a drink of water from the faucet.
Me: *runs water in the sink and goes back to sleep*
3:30 AM
Biscuit: Mommy!
Me: *groans*
Biscuit: *walks all over my head and purrs* I'm hungry.
Me: Why can't you learn to go through your pet door?
Biscuit: Pet door is scary!
Me: *takes the cat downstairs and gives her the heave-ho through the pet door*
Biscuit: *munch*
5:30 AM
Biscuit: GOOD MORNING! It is time for you to be awake!
Husband and me: Caaaaaaaaaaaat. Can't you wait until 5:45?
Biscuit: No, I want to play NOW. Also you should feed me.
Me: We should get rid of the alarm clock. We don't need it.
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Date: 2009-11-11 12:47 pm (UTC):D She sounds so cute! And eating health foods! :D
Seriously though, I would never have the cat in the bedroom. We made that mistake with the first Burmese we had and it was hard to get sleep sometimes.
Since I'm just one person here, I wouldn't get much sleep if I let the cats sleep in the bedroom, it would be too tiresome when they started wandering about in the night.
Kitties will stop the meowing in front of the bedroom door if you ignore them (sometimes not so easy to do). And maybe you can put a piece of old carpet in front of the door so she doesn't scratch there?
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Date: 2009-11-11 07:53 pm (UTC)I'll admit that I wanted to have the cat in the bedroom, because I like having her snooze with us. From the first day we had her, Biscuit moved right in to the bedroom and curled up on the bed. So, I get up and deal with her problems when they arise. Rudy was the same way, only he got put outdoors when he was annoying. We could try a second piece of carpet on top of the first - I'll bring it up.
Where do your cats sleep, on the couch? Or do they use kitty beds?