WHAT

[moonwise]

I thought Sarah Palin was nuts, but the new first lady of Japan takes it to a whole new level.

Japan's next first lady says she rode spaceship:
Former actress also claims Tom Cruise was Japanese in a previous life

Comments

[ladyofthesea.livejournal.com]

She eats the sun. lolololol

[arafel.livejournal.com]

It gives her energy!

[archaeologist-d.livejournal.com]

I feel bad for the poor guy who is married to her. As if he didn't have enough troubles with the country...

[arafel.livejournal.com]

He probably finds it charming.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

I feel like actually following that link for context would ruin the bizarre purity of it.

[utenatai.livejournal.com]

It really doesn't.

[arafel.livejournal.com]

No, it definitely gets better after you click.

[pantswarrior]

Neither of those two things weirded me out as much as the "eating the sun" thing. I'm imagining her looking up at the sky and going "OM NOM NOM" out loud.

[arafel.livejournal.com]

That was definitely the icing on the cake.

[arafel.livejournal.com]

Yes, it's better when space cases aren't poised to become the leader of the free world.

[utenatai.livejournal.com]

Miyuki, also known for her culinary skills, spent six years acting in the Takarazuka Revue,

[arafel.livejournal.com]

Let me guess - this chick was once one of the starlets they dig up as guest judges on Iron Chef.

[skurtchasor.livejournal.com]

Tee-hee! I drank too much sake again!

[gojiraeight.livejournal.com]

let's review

Miyuki Hatoyama= fun, entertaining, and obvious crazy

Sarah Palin= sad, spooky, and dangerous crazy