Useless cat

[moonwise]

My husband cleaned the kitchen floor today, and when he moved one of the plants, he found a truly revolting insect (looked like a stink bug or sommat.)

Husband: Biscuit, look! *brings cat over* A bug!

Me: Biscuit, go get it!

Biscuit: *sniff sniff sniff*

Husband: Go on! *pushes bug towards Biscuit with a butter knife*

*Bug crawls slowly across the floor*

Biscuit: *sniff sniff sniff* Is there ham on the knife?

Husband: Not the knife, you silly kitten, the bug!

Biscuit: Bored now. Can I go in the oven, OH PLEASE?

Me: We have a useless cat.

Bug: w00t

Comments

[pantswarrior]

The more you post this stuff, the more your Biscuit sounds like our Button. Especially in this case, the "Can I go in the oven?" part. XD

[arafel.livejournal.com]

Maybe they're related. :) I'd let Biscuit find out for herself that the oven is a Bad Place, but she'd get hurt, and that's no good.