what next

[moonwise]

Things Biscuit has eaten so far that are not kitty foods:

Pretzel
Pasta (cooked)
Soppresata rind

I am making dinner, slicing up some fruit for a salad.

Biscuit: PAPAYA

Me: Kitty, you really don't want any.

Biscuit: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG PAPAYA

Me: We must not feed you.

Biscuit: WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT

Me: If I give you this, you'll probably barf.

Biscuit: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GIVE ME SOME PAPAYA BECAUSE ALL HUMAN FOOD IS VERY DELICIOUS

Me: *puts small piece on the floor*

Biscuit: NOM NOM NOM

Me: ...She ate the goddamned thing.

Comments

[shadowmoonsedai.livejournal.com]

Biscuit sounds like she might be related to my brother's cat. He can, and will, eat almost anything, even the things the Intarweb says cats don't like. His favorite food EVAR is bananas. No joke.

[arafel.livejournal.com]

But does your brother's cat eat delicious caek? :)

It's good to know it's not just my kitten that's a garbage can.

[shadowmoonsedai.livejournal.com]

He does, in fact, like cake, but doesn't get that as often as he gets bananas. When he was a kitten, his favorite food was cake doughnuts - until he got a hold of a banana and it was all down hill from there.