what next

[moonwise]

Things Biscuit has eaten so far that are not kitty foods:

Pretzel
Pasta (cooked)
Soppresata rind

I am making dinner, slicing up some fruit for a salad.

Biscuit: PAPAYA

Me: Kitty, you really don't want any.

Biscuit: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG PAPAYA

Me: We must not feed you.

Biscuit: WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT

Me: If I give you this, you'll probably barf.

Biscuit: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GIVE ME SOME PAPAYA BECAUSE ALL HUMAN FOOD IS VERY DELICIOUS

Me: *puts small piece on the floor*

Biscuit: NOM NOM NOM

Me: ...She ate the goddamned thing.

Comments

[little-licks.livejournal.com]

The damned dachshund and I have the same damned conversation most mornings and evenings.

I replace papaya with the following list of foodstuffs unexpectedly delicious to dachshunds, in order of enthusiasm:

- Blueberries
- Apples
- Carrots
- Bananas
- Tangerines
- Strawberries
- Blackberries
- Raspberries
- Pears
- Orange slice
- Celery
- Scallions
- Mesculin
- Lettuce in general

The damned dog eats more vegetation than Valerie does.

[arafel.livejournal.com]

The dog eats more greens than I do, as well! Is there anything he doesn't eat?