a question for the ages

[moonwise]

Why do I have a thing for writing fic involving cleaning products?

Comments

[arafel.livejournal.com]

Bleach/Ammonia otp! :D

[arafel.livejournal.com]

We're such geeks.

Freudian

[gojiraeight.livejournal.com]

mop/bucket

Re: Freudian

[arafel.livejournal.com]

Then what does vacuum cleaner mean?

Wait, don't answer that.

[pantswarrior]

I believe it is required that I post this icon.

[arafel.livejournal.com]

Theirloveissogreasecutting!

[dougras.livejournal.com]

"The scrubbing bubbles scrub everywhere," he said to her, as they looked at the bath.

"Do they really scrub everywhere?" she asked, placing her hand upon the bottle.

"Anywhere you want them to," he responded firmly.

"That's good," she answered back, "I've got places that haven't been touched in a long time. They could use a good, thorough taking care of."

"They make things, you know," he said to her. "Equipment for those hard-to-reach areas."

"I've never been that sort of a girl," she answered.

"Down on your hands and knees?" he asked.

"Yes."

"You know, I'd be willing to help out. I've got time on my hands, and the right equipment for the job."

"Here, in this dirty bathroom?"

"Yes."

"I thought you'd never ask."

"I'll just run to my car and grab the soft scrub, pine sol, and the mop."

"And I'll spray the shower down with this scrubbing bubbles stuff. I hate mildew, eww. Thanks for helping, I'm a mess at cleaning."

[arafel.livejournal.com]

This made my morning. *LAUGHS*

[dougras.livejournal.com]

That, madam, is my job.