YOU CAN'T TEXT MESSAGE BREAKUP

[moonwise]

Teens use IMs to avoid embarrassment

ETA: Phone call to Jimmy Dean from disgruntled customer

You all need to listen to this.

Comments

[arafel.livejournal.com]

What I'm not sure about is whether each one of them was eating a whole sausage. Holy crap.

[scathachdhu.livejournal.com]

I thought he was complaining that the smaller package can't be split among all of them whereas the old 16oz package could. Because a couple dozen eggs and some t-bone steak just don't stretch as far as one would think.