PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
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moonwiseLast night at 9 PM, the USA Network aired the Zombie Outbreak Training Film "Dawn of the Dead," which depicts a Class 3 outbreak that proceeded to Class 4. As those of you who have watched this training film may know, the outcome for these noninfected souls was not as fortunate as it could have been. Let's review what they did wrong.
1. Stayed within the city.
Urban areas are the worst protected from zombie outbreaks! Always try to find a sparsely populated, defensible area in which to make a stand.
2. Took shelter in a mall.
Malls are almost indefensible. An undead horde can easily push its way into a mall if alerted to the presence of fresh meat inside.
3. Investigated strange sounds.
When in doubt, RUN!
4. Inadequate armor.
Despite their visit to an ammunitions shop, none of the protagonists helped themselves to available body armor. Although an encumbrance, armor is invaluable as regards bite protection. Several of their number were lost to bites.
5. Attempted escape in a car/truck.
This one could be argued, since the type of zombie depicted in the training film was a Fast Zombie, capable of running. More typical Slow Zombies can easily be outpaced on a bicycle. However, the drawbacks to escape in a wheeled vehicle were accurately depicted, specifically that even a strong vehicle can be overpowered by an enormous crowd of hungry undead.
6. Escape on a boat.
The boat was a sailboat, so lack of fuel could be ameliorated, but our heroes ran out of water, and the food spoiled when the generator quit. Escape on a boat is only feasible when one of the party is an experienced sailor with knowledge of the surrounding water and ports. Get in, get what you need, and get out!
With Halloween approaching, it is more important than ever to be PREPARED for a zombie outbreak! For starters, I recommend a copy of the Zombie Survival Guide, a well-written and thorough introduction to survival during zombie outbreaks.
GET IT
LEARN IT
USE IT
or you're dinner.
1. Stayed within the city.
Urban areas are the worst protected from zombie outbreaks! Always try to find a sparsely populated, defensible area in which to make a stand.
2. Took shelter in a mall.
Malls are almost indefensible. An undead horde can easily push its way into a mall if alerted to the presence of fresh meat inside.
3. Investigated strange sounds.
When in doubt, RUN!
4. Inadequate armor.
Despite their visit to an ammunitions shop, none of the protagonists helped themselves to available body armor. Although an encumbrance, armor is invaluable as regards bite protection. Several of their number were lost to bites.
5. Attempted escape in a car/truck.
This one could be argued, since the type of zombie depicted in the training film was a Fast Zombie, capable of running. More typical Slow Zombies can easily be outpaced on a bicycle. However, the drawbacks to escape in a wheeled vehicle were accurately depicted, specifically that even a strong vehicle can be overpowered by an enormous crowd of hungry undead.
6. Escape on a boat.
The boat was a sailboat, so lack of fuel could be ameliorated, but our heroes ran out of water, and the food spoiled when the generator quit. Escape on a boat is only feasible when one of the party is an experienced sailor with knowledge of the surrounding water and ports. Get in, get what you need, and get out!
With Halloween approaching, it is more important than ever to be PREPARED for a zombie outbreak! For starters, I recommend a copy of the Zombie Survival Guide, a well-written and thorough introduction to survival during zombie outbreaks.
GET IT
LEARN IT
USE IT
or you're dinner.
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Date: 2006-10-23 06:18 pm (UTC)I had forgotten about zombies not needing to breathe.
Too bad to hear you don't have the boat any more. I hope there will be more boat trips for you in the future, though.
What would, in your opinion, be the best strategy to get away from hordes of hungry zombies?
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Date: 2006-10-23 07:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-23 08:01 pm (UTC):D
I'll keep that in mind in case of an outbreak.
I guess I would more follow the school of Resident Evil 4, load up on grenades and a Magnum. ;)
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Date: 2006-10-23 08:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-23 08:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-23 11:51 pm (UTC)