moonwise | (no subject)

I saw this on

leonhart5's journal and did it for a laugh... and now I'm in stitches.

I told you I was in a weird mood.

"DORKY HERBERT"
by ARAFEL

My DORKY HERBERT,
IMMOBILIZED BRILLIG is the time.
Come on baby,
I will DAILY make you mine.

You can't JUMP my love.
We are like 46 CHEESES in a EAST JBIP
Oh yeah honey,
We are like 46 CHEESES in a EAST JBIP

CHORUS:

HERBERT you are my FLUFFY OSTRICH for sure.
If I had ANTHRAX you'd be my cure.
The PAPER of OSHKOSH can't hold a light.
The CRASS night, and everything is alright.

Please baby, don't OBFUSCATE with my NOSE.
Don't PERKILY CRAWL me today.
I love you too much.
Please, I Just want to see your LOW way.

I know our SHINY love will last for NANOSECONDS
I will be there for NANOSECONDS
Oh yeah, POOKIE!
NANOSECONDS, NANOSECONDS, and NANOSECONDS

CHORUS:

HERBERT you are my FLUFFY OSTRICH for sure.
If I had ANTHRAX you'd be my cure.
The PAPER of OSHKOSH can't hold a light.
The CRASS night, and everything is alright.

Make your own Mad Libs love song!