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[moonwise]

I saw this on leonhart5's journal and did it for a laugh... and now I'm in stitches.

I told you I was in a weird mood.

"DORKY HERBERT"
by ARAFEL

My DORKY HERBERT,
IMMOBILIZED BRILLIG is the time.
Come on baby,
I will DAILY make you mine.


You can't JUMP my love.
We are like 46 CHEESES in a EAST JBIP
Oh yeah honey,
We are like 46 CHEESES in a EAST JBIP


CHORUS:

HERBERT you are my FLUFFY OSTRICH for sure.
If I had ANTHRAX you'd be my cure.
The PAPER of OSHKOSH can't hold a light.
The CRASS night, and everything is alright.


Please baby, don't OBFUSCATE with my NOSE.
Don't PERKILY CRAWL me today.
I love you too much.
Please, I Just want to see your LOW way.


I know our SHINY love will last for NANOSECONDS
I will be there for NANOSECONDS
Oh yeah, POOKIE!
NANOSECONDS, NANOSECONDS, and NANOSECONDS


CHORUS:

HERBERT you are my FLUFFY OSTRICH for sure.
If I had ANTHRAX you'd be my cure.
The PAPER of OSHKOSH can't hold a light.
The CRASS night, and everything is alright.

Make your own Mad Libs love song!

Comments

[fireceremony.livejournal.com]

That's a veerry interesting modernist love poem.

I think this is the line I like best: "If I had Anthrax, you'd be my cure." LOL ! Now that's love, isn't it.

[arafel.livejournal.com]

lol I think you're right. And living here, the anthrax is no joke!

My favorite line is: We are like 46 CHEESES in a EAST JBIP

Re:

[fireceremony.livejournal.com]

*grin* what the h¤#" is a jbip? Your fingers dancing on the keyboard ?

[arafel.livejournal.com]

lmao! To say sth is "out in East Jbip" means that it's far away. It's a rather obscure expression. I think Jbip is supposed to sound like some far away Middle Eastern town (pron. juh-BIP.)

heh heh but I can see where you would think it was a finger spasm.

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[fireceremony.livejournal.com]

Heh, what a funny expression. Thanks for explaining that.