It's time for fun with Engrish

[moonwise]

From the description of a doujinshi on eBay:

Coments.........When RUKIA walked, it was already dotted with the Seoul * candy which had difficulty with acquisition.
It is RUKIA which I have picked up carelessly, but it is for Lucia to have been a trap of GIN for getting!
It is RUKIA center all Cara gag book.

Gotta love Babel Fish!

(Interpretations of this statement are welcome.)

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Translation?

[andmydog.livejournal.com]

Coments.........When RUKIA walked, it was already dotted with the Seoul * candy which had difficulty with acquisition.

I stole a box of Rukia wine from the grocery store, and grabbed a bag of candy on the way out, but the bag ripped.

It is RUKIA which I have picked up carelessly, but it is for Lucia to have been a trap of GIN for getting!

The bitch sent me out for gin, but I fooled her! Have some box wine instead!

It is RUKIA center all Cara gag book.

Cara can't handle the box wine. She'll post about being sick later.