What a life-changing day

[moonwise]

You know? I think I'd like to have babies. Lots and lots of babies! It'll be so cute to take them everywhere with me. Like to R-rated movies and to quiet libraries.

It might be about time to go back to church, too. I don't know how I've lived without God in my life. It was so empty and hollow. I was always worrying whether people liked me, but I won't have to worry about that any more, because Jesus loves me and so should you.

This whole career thing is for the birds, too. Whatever possessed me to go to grad school? It was seven years when I could have been having babies!

Also, all my anime friends? Sorry guys, but it's kind of a worthless hobby. You all can decide who's going to get my cosplays. jaina, you might have to get sewing lessons from someone else. I have to stay home because I'm ovulating that day.

Now I'm going to go home and read "Alice in Wonderland." Wheeeeee!

Comments

[octopedingenue]

I claim your manga in the name of God!

[andmydog.livejournal.com]

What a life-changing day

...that good, huh?

[scathachdhu.livejournal.com]

Huh.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

jaina, you might have to get sewing lessons from someone else.

Man, my eyes fell on that first and I about had a heart attack.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Give back Arafel, you internet-body-snatcher drone! I'll beat you out of the computer! *BOFF* WHIFF *KRETCH*

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Kretch? That sounds like some kind of kinky porn.

[windsoul.livejournal.com]

......joke post? Yes?

[grandlarseny.livejournal.com]

I'm assuming by life-changing, you mean have-developed-drug-addiction, because you'd have to be on crack to mean a single word of this post XD

[tiggymalvern.livejournal.com]

Well, of course Jesus loves you! He loves you in spite of all your porn-loving heathen ways, so no need to change it, right?

[ladyofthesea.livejournal.com]

I don't care what the purpose was behind this post- it cracked me up. I can hear sarcasm OOZING from every word. XD

[lumen.livejournal.com]

Post of the week. \o/

[mistressrenet.livejournal.com]