Big Boy

[moonwise]

(If any of you have read David Sedaris' Me Talk Pretty One Day, you know exactly what this post is about.)



Dude. Someone dropped a bomb in the women's bathroom that clogged an INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH TOILET. That requires either a huge ass or serious talent. It will NOT go down, and I tried. Then I remembered David Sedaris' predicament (spend too long in there and people will think it was you) and got out of there.

DAMN.

Comments

[wickedorin.livejournal.com]

I will always treasure, "Is them's the thoughts of cows?" It's become a catch phrase.

[arafel.livejournal.com]

I want me some chops with the handles on 'em.