(If any of you have read David Sedaris' Me Talk Pretty One Day, you know exactly what this post is about.)
Dude. Someone dropped a bomb in the women's bathroom that clogged an INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH TOILET. That requires either a huge ass or serious talent. It will NOT go down, and I tried. Then I remembered David Sedaris' predicament (spend too long in there and people will think it was you) and got out of there.
DAMN.
Dude. Someone dropped a bomb in the women's bathroom that clogged an INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH TOILET. That requires either a huge ass or serious talent. It will NOT go down, and I tried. Then I remembered David Sedaris' predicament (spend too long in there and people will think it was you) and got out of there.
DAMN.