One track mind

(It is nighttime. Everyone is settling in to sleep.)

Biscuit: *walks all over my face*

Me: What is it this time?

Biscuit: Where are the plants?

Me: Oh god.

Biscuit: The plants are gone. Where are the plants?

Me: I took them outside, you little pest.

Biscuit: Fix the plants. Where are the plants?

Me: *tries to hide*

Biscuit: Want plants. Bring the plants back. Fix it please.

Me: Do you want to go in the basement?

Biscuit: Plants.