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Jan. 8th, 2009
Useless cat
Jan. 8th, 2009 07:45 pmMy husband cleaned the kitchen floor today, and when he moved one of the plants, he found a truly revolting insect (looked like a stink bug or sommat.)
Husband: Biscuit, look! *brings cat over* A bug!
Me: Biscuit, go get it!
Biscuit: *sniff sniff sniff*
Husband: Go on! *pushes bug towards Biscuit with a butter knife*
*Bug crawls slowly across the floor*
Biscuit: *sniff sniff sniff* Is there ham on the knife?
Husband: Not the knife, you silly kitten, the bug!
Biscuit: Bored now. Can I go in the oven, OH PLEASE?
Me: We have a useless cat.
Bug: w00t
Husband: Biscuit, look! *brings cat over* A bug!
Me: Biscuit, go get it!
Biscuit: *sniff sniff sniff*
Husband: Go on! *pushes bug towards Biscuit with a butter knife*
*Bug crawls slowly across the floor*
Biscuit: *sniff sniff sniff* Is there ham on the knife?
Husband: Not the knife, you silly kitten, the bug!
Biscuit: Bored now. Can I go in the oven, OH PLEASE?
Me: We have a useless cat.
Bug: w00t