sick bastards

To whoever changes the channel to Food Network at the company gym:

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

I was there today, toddling away on the stationary bike with about six other employees, and everyone's mouth was watering (except when Paula Deen came on. fried butter balls? come on now) and isn't that NOT THE POINT OF GOING TO THE GYM?

Am I wrong here?

what next

Things Biscuit has eaten so far that are not kitty foods:

Pretzel
Pasta (cooked)
Soppresata rind

I am making dinner, slicing up some fruit for a salad.

Biscuit: PAPAYA

Me: Kitty, you really don't want any.

Biscuit: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG PAPAYA

Me: We must not feed you.

Biscuit: WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT

Me: If I give you this, you'll probably barf.

Biscuit: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GIVE ME SOME PAPAYA BECAUSE ALL HUMAN FOOD IS VERY DELICIOUS

Me: *puts small piece on the floor*

Biscuit: NOM NOM NOM

Me: ...She ate the goddamned thing.